Nister Mellernoe awoke and stared at the wall. "oh, y/n' he whispered longingly into the darkness. he fell back asleep and had the most sexual dream of his life (teeehee :3)

Once upon a time there was an evil man named nister mellermoe. He ruled with cruelty and fear over all his subjects. But there was something they didnt know about nister mellernoe. His sister, blister menellroe, and his brother glister ellnemole, wanted his throne and they were nilling to doa nything to get it. Nister mellernoe had no idea this was happening, though he lurked outside their windows and strained his ears to hear them, he never stood quite close enough. Never looked in the right direction. Until one day... it was too late. Glister ellnemole cornered him in an alley with a freshly baked evil weed brownie. "they're very nice," blister menellroe promised evilly. Nister was sort of worried but he remembered his code. His way of life. Taught to him by his mentors over the ages. [Everyoone will always do as they are meant to]. With trust and joy in his heart, nister mellernoe ate the evil weed brownie and smiled too. He died on the streets of london on the nineteenth of april, 2024.

and then he AWOKE with a strange craving.

the end(chapter one)