ANOTHER story I heard about myself...
THIS one happened in HIGHSCHOOL.

Uh.. we had this teacher in highchool... who's kid WENT to our highschool.

His name was Mr. Macnomera and his son Jake Macnomera went to our highschool. He was a sophomore while I was a senior so he was two years two years behind me.

And... Mr. Macnomera... was an ASSHOLE.
And one weekend.. he and his wife decided to leave town..
WHICH you should never do... if your an asshole.
...
And JAKE Macnomera.. decided to throw a PARTY  at the.. TEACHERS house!
Hurray...~
And everyone around town heard about it and we all got up individually and thought..
"Okay...! Let's go over there.. and...

DESTROY THE PLACE...!"

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I walked into this party. Everyone I have ever met was there and everyone was drinking like as if it was the end of the world.
People were drinking like it was the CIVIL WAR and like a doctor was coming to SAW our legs OFF.
It was TOTALLY unsupervised -- we were like DOGS without HORSES--  we were running wild...!

I walked down to the basement. They had a pool table in the basement.
One dude took a running start and THREW his BODY onto the pool table and BROKE it HALF...!

Another kid found out  which room was Mr. Macnomera's and went upstairs and took a SHIT on his COMPUTER.....!
(No more assignments until he gets a new computer~ lol)

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So the party was going GREAT.
I'm standing in the basement and I am holding a red cup-
You see in movies- and I'm standing there and I am holding a red cup and I am starting to black out.
And I guess someone said like
"Something  something..POLICE!"
And in a brilliant moment.. of word association.... I yelled.

"FUCK DA POLICE!".

"FUCK DA POLICE!".

and EVERYONE else JOINED in..!

A HUNDRED DRUNK..... WHITE CHILDREN.... YELLING...

"FUCK.DA.POLICE!".

with the confidence of guys who have ALREADY been to jail
( duh. School is jail so pretty much you went to jail your whole life. I mean you are studying- short from for students Dying. Stud- students meaning us.... Dying- well dying... so pretty much it is like a jail but you die instead of living there.)

and aren't afraid of it anymore....
You know like that.
" I SERVED MAH NICKEL, YOU COME AND TAKE ME".
confidence. ..

But WHITE children.

The REASON someone had said " something, something...police!"
Was because the police were there~

So a chi*&/$&^ Police officer came down the stairs and got to the bottom in the basement and looked out over a sea of drunk toddlers yelling

"FUCK DA POLICE!".

In his face...! And he was almost impressed..~
He was like
" wwooooooooowwww...~~".
But then he leaned into his walkie-talkie and went

" get the patty wagon!".
And my friend John, this man is a FATHER- he has a BABY!
He grabbed a forty and smashed it onto the ground and yelled

"SCATTER!!!".

and everyone ran in different directions. We all ran in different directions.
It was like that scene in Ratatouille where hoomans come into the kitchen and all the rats go in different ways. We all ran in different directions.
I ran into the laundry room and I jumped on the washing machine and I crawled out the widow into the backyard and now I'm running through the backyard and then there was this big chain like fence and thought

' I've never climbed a fence that high before..!?~'

And then I woke up at home.

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On Monday. .. I went to school cuz that was what we did back then.  And I am walking into the school building and who do I see but Jake Macnomera. And he says
" hey, we're you at my party on Saturday. .?"
And I said."....no....." you know.. like a lier~

And he said that things got REALLY outta hand...
...
And someone broke the pool table...
.. someone took a shit on my dad's computer.... but the worst thing is..

The WORST thing is that someone stole these old antique photos of my grandmother.. and my parents are freakin outta 'bout it.......

And I had that thought..
that only black out drunks and Steve gerbils can have..

' did I do that....?'
I figured no..~ I wouldn't have done that..
But I was never sure.. until 2 years later....

... relax...

I am playing video games with this kid named Alex who also went to highschool with us.
2 years later we have graduated by now.
We are playing video games for a couple of hours and then Alex says to me
"Hey, come here.... I wanna show you something.."
And he takes me into his bedroom and then he takes me into a side room off of his bedroom....
Never a good thing to happen.

He shows me.. a tiny room...that is covered wall to wall...

In stolen antique photos from different people's parties over the years....
And I said
"....whyyyyyy.......?~ ..... why do you do this.......?"

....
And Alex said
" 'cuz it's the one thing you can take replace....! "

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Here is the video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvcKZPt7_gk

Added the video so you could get the full audio-visual experience.
Enjoy cuz I certainly did!

Ja Ne. ❤