jayden: john pick a number between one and three.
john: one and three?
jayden: yes.
john: what about one and three?
jayden: pick a number between one and three.
john: uhhhh....
jayden: john it's not that hard.
john: like one two or three.
jayden: nO, negative one, negative two— yes you dummy!!!
john: *thinks*
the rest of us: *begin to have a separate conversation about scorpions i think lmao*

three minutes later ~

john: I GOT IT:

89.
me: dammit john.