finally monday, meaning i can start getting my revenge on jungkook

you hear that? that's my evil cackling muahahahahaha

i cant wait to humiliate him in front of the entire school

he's gonna be SO embarrassed

im too evil for my own good

i get dressed in full gucci before waiting for my sister so she can drop me off

"YAAAAAH UNNIE PPALLI-YE, I NEED TO GO SCHOOL EARLY SO I CAN HUMILIATE THE BIGGEST FUCKBOY EVER, JUSEYO UNNIE"

"arrasseo arrasseo i heard you, im coming now" she said as she came down the stairs

we're soon at the school before unnie hands me a box

i open it to see the iPhone 237138057108470823481237 SE + made of 24K gold encrusted with VVS diamonds and a lot of other expensive stuff

"an apology for being late this morning"

"OMG OMG KAMSAHAMNIDA UNNIEEEEEEEEE, GOMAWO UNNIE, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, SARANGHAEYOOOOOOOO"

"yeah yeah whatever you michin-saekki, now go to school or you wont be able to get revenge on the other saekki"

"ARRASSEO, ANNYEONG UNNIEE" i say while throwing finger hearts and kisses at her

i now strut into school like the bad bitch i am, scanning the halls for jungkook

someone suddenly grabs me by the shoulders and pins me to the lockers, kissing me

"you just had to wear gucci today, you know how much i love it, i can never resist myself to taste this gucci lipstick" says taehyung as he adores my gucci fit

hes like a magnet to it; the second i come in wearing it he's stuck with me the entire day

"fuck off tae, now wheres jungkook? i have a bone to pick with him"

as if right on time jungkook walks in, an arrogant look on his face as he walks towards me. all the girls in the hallway turn to look at him, a hungry look on all their faces

"good morning, Master" jungkook says before kneeling down and kissing my hand

all the girls seem to be dying of jealousy, some of them screaming and crying while others fainting. well, thats on them for not being as fabulous as myself

"you seem to be forgetting that i know your dirty secret jungkook, so act as arrogant as you want you pretentious stuck up bastard, i still have full control over you" i say before sashaying away because im amazing and powerful like that

i can feel someone running behind me and coming to my side

"what was that about with jungkook" jimin speaks in a hushed tone

"its a lOOng story. also, why arent you wearing gucci? didnt we agree that monday is gucci day"

i roll my eyes and walk off into the classroom. no one can ever do anything right

a/n: 

do i have exams in less than two weeks? yes

are these exams extremely important? yes, they're my final exams before school ends and i go college in september

should i be revising? yes

but what am i doing? updating this shitty fanfic cos im bored with exams literally a light second away 

the life of a chief procrastinator in a nutshell