did this bastard just dare to kiss me in front of the entire class?

i stand still as jeongguks lips are still on mine, but the next second im pushing him away and threatening him with a pencil

"dont you DARE do that again you fucking gae saekkiya, you really had the nerves you stupid pabo sussy baka. now go die yolo" i say before dropping the pencil and walking away like nothing happened because im a boss bitch like that #girlboss

i take a quick selfie and posted it with the caption "grrr 💋💄💅✨" and the hashtags #girlboss #baddie cos i am one lol

within seconds my phone is blowing up with likes and comments from the entire school and even the teachers who are supposed to be teaching snd learning but this is a fanfic so suddenly they're allowed to use their phones in class 😻🤞

anyway i go to the bathroom and washup, retouching my makeup and applying a thick layer of black lipstick on my chapped crusty 1mm wide lips. first rule of being a baddie: you must wear black lipstick

i smack my lips and "grr" into the reflection before walking off, swinging my hips to the point that they could derail and fly off to pluto (alexa play 134340 by bts sunbaenim, saranghaeyo amiii <33)

i return to class like nothing happened and "grr" in front of the entire class to assert dominance and show who the real baddie is

"YESSS GIRL SLAYYYYY PURR" screams the entire class and i start dancing to WAP

once im done i close the bible and carry on with the lesson (a/n: you stupid pabos probably thought of wet ass pussy ✋ dirty minded hoes, i meant worship and pray duhh 🙄 #childofgod #purechild #WAP🙏✝️🍷 #im14andthisisdeep #imactually11goingon18)

"amen sista" my class repeats after me

now we all continue with our work before someone barges in through the door

"OI, WHAD DO YA THINK YA DOIN THERE YOO SCHEWPID COONT, THATS MY FOOKING GIRLFRIEND YOU WHORE"

harry styles walks in and grabs jeongguk by the collar, a different type of fury splashed on his face

"no, dont fight over me, im not that special" i say, putting my 3'9 body between them

"dont do this harry, dont do it, please, do it for me baby" i say while giving him puppy dog eyes and stroking his beard

he really looks like dumbledore uwu 🥺😢😩

"awright, fine, i wont do anything this time. but next time i will throw this cunts body overboard" he says, patting me on the head before walking off

jeongguk stares at me confused

"who is that man?"

i stare in disbelief. he doesnt know who THE harry styles is?!2!:!2£;!!2!3!1!!2!:!2!:!!12!!1!:!2:

"that's harry styles, son of famous mafia boss leader eric styles. he went through a lot and now had become a shady bf but hes handsome so idc"

"so hes your bf?"

"well not exactly, but hes british so idm"

"is he good at anything?"

"well he used to work in a bakery"

*magical time skip to lunch*

mackenzie comes up to me at lunch and grabs me by the shirt and throws me on the floor, throwing my lunch at me as well

"WHORE. SO YOU WANT HARRY AND JEONGGUK, MY TWO BAES? WHO NEXT, DRACO MALFOY? YOU STUPID LITTLE-"

jeongguk grabs her arm and sticks a syringe into her neck, and in seconds shes collapsed on the floor

jeongguk looks at me. "bear tranquiliser. strong stuff"

i pick my limp 0'1 body off the floor, nudging past jeongguk and running to the girls bathroom

i cry in front of the mirror and then remember my comfort song

"this is my fight song. take back my life song..."

i sing the rest, calming down and feeling like the baddest bitch i could ever be and ready to kick ass

i runnout the toilets, nudging pasty jeongguk and then running back to the maccies bitch

"hey mackenzie" i say, smirking, ready to get my revenge

"get a load of this"

i throw the water i collected from the toilets at her. shes now covered in poo and pee haha

"Y/N I SWEAR I WILL GET MY REVENGE ON YOU" she shrieks hysterically

i take a selfie with mackenzie in the background and do a peace sign with duck lips and caption is "#girlboss 🤩🤪😜🥰😍😘😝💕💖💓💘💘"

"and thats what you call a girlboss" i say as i click 'post'

a/n: 2, almost 3 am, and cant sleep. remembered this existed and decided to post. have fun :)