Hiro's pov

I'm just waking up to a new day to hear a knock at my door everyone was asleep so I went to see who it is only to meet a weird girl in some grim reaper cosplay.

???:Hi are you Hiro Atasuki Shizuki?

Me: I'm Hiro who are you.

???: my name is Guri and I'm here Hiro because you because you need to kiss someone within twenty four hours or I'll die.

Me:what now?????

Guri:So will you do and help save my life.

Me: I'm still very confused about this.

Guri:I need a kiss from you within twenty four hours or I'll die.

Okay weird much who just asks someone for a kiss on the spot.

Me:okay so let me get this straight all you need is a kiss to save your life.

Guri:yup.

Ah fuck it I might as I have a harem with five succubi so what's difference just giving her a kiss I lean in a kiss Guri on the lips.

Guri:hm there seems to be a mistake.

Me:No reaction

Guri:I guess I didn't specify it but I needed you to kiss the love of your dreams now you just assaulted me.

Me:Then why didn't you say that in the first place we could ignored this whole fiasco.

Guri:Oh yeah my bad so tell Hiro who's the man of your dreams.

Me:What! Why does it have to be a man I'm not a girl I just look very feminine that's all.

Guri:so you're looking a nice babe to smooch gotcha so tell who is it.

Me:Well their is one girl from my school but I don't think I have a chance with her most girls I date it was out of pity,money or popularity.

Guri:wow that's kinda sad.

Me:yeah I know but the girl I like now is Akane Hiyama.

Guri:okay then let's go confess your feelings to her.

Me:Hey at least let me get ready.

Time skip

We currently at JinJu High we were looking around for Akane when I seen her running the track.

Guri:Her boobs are huge!

Me:wow.

Guri:wow no wonder you wanna steal a kiss from a boobalicious babe like Akane Hiyama.

Me:who said anything about stealing a kiss.

Guri: isn't that what you did to me tho.

Me: That's because you were not clear about what you wanted!!!!

Akane:Hiro!

Shit she notice me okay just calm down for a second.

Guri: nervous Hiro don't worry no one can see me for I am in what you may call stealth mode.

Akane: Hello Hiro what are you doing back here.

Hiro:Oh I just forgot something.(to Guri) I know you said no one can see you but are you sure.

Guri: positive watch secret art make Akane pants drop.

Me:ahhh what the hell are you doing!!!!!!

Akane:Hiro who's this girl with you?

Guri: You're not supposed to be able to see me.

Hiro:Oh she's just nobody.

Guri:Hey how could you say that after we shared a kiss.

Me:uh would you shut up.

Akane:you kissed her?

Me:yea but it was just an accident!

Guri:Is that all it was to you.

Akane:Did you kiss her don't lie Hiro

Me:!!!!!

Akane:I see I'll just have to

Akane:Kill you.

Me and Guri:huh?

Akane:I really hate to do this but it's what you get for cheating on me.

Me: cheating on you we're not even dating are we?

Akane:No but that doesn't mean we won't end up together in the future and I does a future that will ever forgive you for what you've done.

Akane lunges at me but Guri pushes me out the way.

Guri:Move

Me:You save

I see a knife in Guri's head.

Me:oh she got you!!!!

Guri: are you okay?

Me:I'm the one who should be asking you that.

Akane:how dare you flirt with the person who you're cheating on me with you home wrecker.

(A/N Honestly I love how nonchalant this show gets how Akane is show any interest in the fact that her shorts are on the ground and Guri not caring about the knife in her head I'd say Akane would be in the top five yanderes like come on she keeps kifes on her at all times how she hides them I have no clue and the fact that he shorts were on the ground she's extremely accurate able to no scope Guri in the head with ease she's strong enough to beat a large Cerberus and not to mention she's extremely fast if I were to say she'd be third place maybe second)

I pick up Guri and preform the Joestar secret technique.

Me:nigerundayo

Guri:Hey where are we going I was having fun.

Me: let's go before she kills us both.

Time skip

We got away from Akane but that was scary I never thought she would be like that.

Me:that was frightening to think Akane is.

Guri:yep she's a psychopath.

Me:I'm scared now that I've seen her true colors.

A knife is stabbed into the ground in front of us we look up to see Akane on top of the school looking down at us with one of the most yandere faces I've ever seen.

Akane:I found you.

She then drops down in front of us with no sign of being hurt from the fall.

Akane:Hiro be honest you have feelings for me don't you.

Me: Well yea.

Akane:then why kiss that little trool when you have a bombshell like me.

Me:well I didn't think I had a chance with you many girls don't like me because of how short I am I thought you might react the same.

Akane:Oh Hiro you do have a chance with me or at least you did you sorta lost it when you kiss the hussy now time to die.

Me:eh I pour my heart out to you and you want to murder me.

Akane approach me with the knife in her hand ready to kill me and Guri when all of a sudden with kissed.

Me:hm!!!!!

Guri:that was close but good thing you kept her distracted long enough for me to write your name in the kiss note now that makes you a couple.

Akane: really!?

Guri:up but just one more thing.

Guri grabs me by the face and kisses me.

Akane:ah!!!!!

Guri:I want to get into this action too so I wrote my name down to Im a little clueless when it come to love oh I forget to tell you I'm actually an angel.

Akane:Oh Hiro.

Akane was ready to kill me but I take out Kamish 's warth and block her knife to her surprise and Guri.

Guri:woah were did you get those daggers from the so cool I can even feel alot of power coming from them.

Me:Oh well I made remember that dragon that attacked the city awhile back they're made from her teeth.

Akane:wait how did you even get those teeth to make these?

Me: well I was the one who fought her I knocked out some of her teeth and made these daggers.

Akane:How do you know it's a her?

Me: well because she's my familiar?

Akane:💢💢💢💢💢 is there anything else I should know Hiro.

I tell her everything.

Akane: 💢💢💢💢💢 I don't want to share but for your sake I'm willing to compromise but I'm the alpha got it.

Me: certainly.

We make it back to the Fated Forge to see a white hair girl the who was all too familiar Weiss Schnee.

Weiss:Hiro what are you doing here.

Me:Oh nothing much so why are you here?

Weiss:my family wants to form a business relationship with the Fated Forge's if you work here could you please get the owner.

Me: Weiss you're looking at him.

Weiss:ehh!!!!!

Me: I'm the owner of the Fated Forge.

Weiss: I'm supposed to marry you this can't be!?

Weiss:my father arranged that who ever the owner of The Fated Forge is I would marry them and form a bond between us but why does it have to be a midget.

Me:💢💢💢💢💢 I'm not a midget Weiss I'm a shota big difference.

Weiss: it's okay I can work with this but who made all the weapons.

Me:I did.

Weiss looked into my eyes and could see I'm tell her the truth.

Weiss:I guess I have no choice but to marry you.

She looked around and saw my Storm Saber she was impressed with it.

Weiss:I guess a dolt like you has good taste in design.

Me:if you're going to be my fiance I might as well give you something.

(Waltzing Princess)

Weiss:what is this.

Me: it's called the Waltzing Princess it design was inspired by your rapier but it a long sword it's able to use light,fire, electricty,ice,wind and gravity dust.

Weiss:wow and your just giving this to me.

Me:my store is made to make weapons armor and other things consider it a gift to you as my fiance but first you might want to duck.

Weiss:huh.

She just barely avoid getting stabbed in the head by Akane who was.

Akane:Hiro why are you adding more girls.

Me:I'm not Weiss's family is the cause of our arranged marriage.

Akane:Hmph of course a Schnee well listen I'm the alpha of Hiro's harem meaning any girls who want to join have to have the okay from me got it.

Weiss:😰😰😰😰😰 got it .

Akane:good.

I went to my room I found a starge book awhile ago call re creators I opened it up and there was this flash of light all of a sudden I'm met with a girl with silver hair bluish red eyes in a military uniform.

???: Finally I'm out of that book now I can finish what I started.

I could only wonder who this girl is and why she was trapped in the book in the first place before she looked at me and pointed a sword at me.

???:Who are you.

???: I'm Hiro Atasuki Shizuki and you.

???:I am Altair.