Today is a normal day. I'm pretty positive about that. Our protagonist thinks To themselves, despite falling deeper into a rabbit hole. So why the hell is this happening?! Suddenly, the moment she hits the ground, everything goes black and Her vision is brought back a couple seconds later in a completely different area, almost like something out of a disney film, greeted by the Karasuno captain in a particularly odd, outfit "Daichi..? What's going on-?" He didn't say anything, he just smirked and kissed her hand like she was some kind of Royalty, making her flustered "Wh-What?!" Says our protagonist, clearly flustered. Daichi welcomes her to Wonderland with a slightly flirtatious tone, before she stumbles into Ushijima Wakatoshi's strong arms "Huh-?" She is quickly shut up however when Ushijima starts softly caressing her hair, then suddenly, she is thrust into a dark room, with the distant laughter of a Cheshire Cat "You're already this soaked, are you~?" The Cheshire Cat mutters before wrapping his tail around our protagonist's waist, rubbing sensitive areas, earning a shuddering moan from our protagonist, before being transported to a different area, then being hugged from behind by someone familiar "Kenji-?" Suddenly, they bite into her neck with a smile before being sent to a tea party with the Fukurodani captain "I-" Bokuto gives her a grin before placing her on his lap "You're so adorable" before she even has time to react, she is dropped from a colossal height, right into the arms of myself, and without hesitation, I seductively whisper into her ear "pleasure is a love drug, darling. No matter who it is, they'll be kneeling like a dog soon enough. this love is so insane. right, queen of hearts~?" And before she says anything else, I interrupt her by kissing her soft lips, inserting my tongue into her mouth and fondling with her hand, before I disappear like the others. Meanwhile she's trying to escape as we all watch with amusement, Kenji steps in again, he looks tempted to kiss her. Meanwhile the Cheshire Cat, Kuroo Tetsurō is distantly laughing to confuse her. In the shadows, I smile mischievously, before we teleport her through yet another rabbit hole. Soon enough, she is brought to the castle of cards. All six of us surround her, changing her outfit into something more suited for a queen. I notice she is getting dizzy so I signal for Kuroo and Daichi to help her to her throne as we all kneel in front of her "Yes, your Majesty, I cut out my heart for you~" we all say simultaneously. Each of us with a different expression. Daichi with genuine love, Ushijima cold as always, Kuroo with a smug grin, Kenji smiling adorably, Bokuto with a small smile and a dorky blush, and me with a mischievous smile, the same smile that made her fall madly in love with me. With a dazed smile, she passes out, probably from exhaustion. And we all crown her, The Queen Of Hearts. How do I know all of this? Well, it IS my story after all, darlings~ Tooru Oikawa, signing out~!