When you don't have internet:

-You socialize
-you play outside
-you talk with your mouth
-you move every part of your body

Example:

R. Peep:Yo pika do you wanna play hide n seek in a dark alley where nothing suspicious eeeeveeer happens *hides knife*

Me:........ ok ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

When you have internet:

-You socialize
-you play inside
-You talk with your thumbs
-You only move your hands and occasionally your mouth

Example:

R. Peep:yo pika you wanna play outside

Me: F*CK OFF I'M PLAYING FOR GLORY

R. Peep: ;-;

Moral of the story:

Get internet :D