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Benson and Skips are in Mr. Maellard's office. "It's always good to have you at the park, Mr. Maellard, sir." Benson said. Mr. Maellard turns to face Benson & Skips. "Don't try to fraternize with me, Bert." He said. "Actually, sir, my name is Benson." He replied. "I know what your name is, Beanbag! So, everything is ready for the unveiling of the new statue today, right, Beanbag?" Mr. Maellard asked.

"Yes, sir. The catering's all set up, and the sound system is in place..." Benson said. "Good. Great. Only one thing missing. My son!" He shows a portrait of Pops. "Pops! When I told him he had to give a speech today, he ran away, crying. I didn't invite all my friends and waste a lot of money for nothing! Right, Beanteen?" Mr. Maellard asked. "Uh, no, sir." Benson said. "Now you go find Pops so he can give his speech, or you're fired! Underline, FIRED!!!" Seconds later, the door slams. "So, what do we do first?" Skips asked. "Find Pops,

and make sure Mordecai and Rigby don't mess this up. Maybe have (Y/n) help out." Benson said. Meanwhile at the swing set, Pops is sitting on one of the swings, sobbing, as (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby walk up. "Hey Pops, is everything okay?" (Y/n) asked softly as she approaches him. "No. My father wants me to give a speech in front of all his friends today. But I can't, because I'm a no-good turkey and I'm going to strawberry jam the whole thing up!" Pops said. The trio look at each other. "What are you saying?" Rigby asked. "Come on, Rigby. Isn't it obvious? He's got stage fright." (Y/n) said. "How was that obvious?! How can anyone interpret that language?!" Rigby snapped, and (Y/n) slaps him. "Ow!" He glares at her.

"She's right..." Pop said. "I give speeches all the time. It's easy." Rigby said. "When do you ever give speeches?" Mordecai asked. "What? It's like, just, talking in front of a bunch of people. We talk in front of each other all the time." Rigby said. "That's different." (Y/n) counters. "Oh yeah? How is it different?" Rigby asked. "Talking in front of one or two people is nothing like talking to a large crowd, Rigby."

(Y/n) folds her arms, and Rigby scoffs. "Whatever." Rigby said. (Y/n) rolls her eyes, then turns back to Pops. "Don't worry, we can totally help you get over your nerves." She said. "Oh, thank you!" Pops said. The four go to another part of the park, next to a lamppost covered with notes. "Okay, Pops. I want you to pretend there's a crowd of people here. But, they're all your family and friends. You know, people who it's easy for you to talk to." Mordecai backs away. "And... go!" He said.

"Oh! Uh..." Pops pulls out a notecard from his vest. "I need my notes. Let's see. Umm..." he notices the emptiness. "Where did everyone go? They must have hated my speech." He said. "Oh boy..." (Y/n) said quietly. "No, Pops. Just pretend there are people there." Mordecai said. Pops turns to emptiness, then back to the trio. "I'm not very good at pretending." He said. "I got this." Rigby goes to the lamppost to grab a band for hire ad and puts it over Pops' eyes. "Here. Pretend these dudes are your friends and family in the crowd." He said. "Where did these people come from?" Pops asked. "Okay, Pops. Give it a shot." Rigby said. Rigby turns Pops to the right.

"Okay, um..." Pops pauses nervously. "NO! NO! Get away!" He starts running around. The ad shakes as he moves.. "STOP FOLLOWING ME!" He runs into the lamppost and (Y/n) face palms and sighs. "Maybe we should just find you some real people to practice on." Mordecai said. Pops struggles to give his speech in front of people at a baseball stadium, concert hall, movie theater, restaurant, hospital and job interview. Later at the park again Pops is still sobbing. "This isn't working." (Y/n) sighs. "I guess Pops will just never be able to give his speech, you know what I'm saying?" Rigby asked, and (Y/n) punches him. "Owww... How you holding up there, Pops?" Rigby asked.

"Oh, I just don't think I can do it." Pops said. "Hey, I know. Why don't you just picture everybody naked?" (Y/n) asked. "Naked?" Rigby asked, and she shrugs. "A lot of people do it." "Okay..." he looks at Mordecai & Rigby to see that they are already naked. So then he looks over at (Y/n) and tries to use that method on her, but... "I don't like doing this..." he cries. "Ugh. I don't know, why don't you just spin around and get dizzy or something?" Rigby asked, and (Y/n) snickers.

"And you thought my idea was bad?" She asked. "Yeah, how's that gonna do anything?" Mordecai asked. "It makes more sense than looking at naked people. Pops, what would you rather do? Spin around and get dizzy, or look at naked people?" Rigby asked. "Get dizzy." Pops said. "Hmph. Hmhmph. Hmhmph. Why don't you give it a try, Pops?" Rigby asked. "Okay." Pops said slowly, and the trio stand up. "Ready?" Mordecai asked. "Uh-huh." Pops said. "Now spin!" Pops starts spinning faster and faster. " Oh, yes!" Pops said. "Wait, is this actually working?" (Y/n) asked. The world around him becomes warped as he laughs.

"Oh my, it's true!" Pops sees blurry (Y/n), Mordecai & Rigby. "I'm not nervous anymore!" He laughs. "It's working, it's working!" They go back to the job interview, hospital, restaurant, movie theater, concert hall and baseball field, in that order, before they go back to the park. "I'm not nervous! I'm not nervous! I'm not nervous! I'm not nervous! I'm not nervous! I'm not nervous!" He laughs.

"I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna give the best speech I've ever given!" He said. At another part of the park, Benson and Skips run up to each other. "I can't find Pops. Did you see him?" Benson asked. "No. I checked everywhere." Skips said. Muscle Man is seen mowing the lawn in the distance. "Muscle Man, have you seen Pops at all today?" Benson asked. "Yeah. And you know who else has seen Pops today?" Muscle Man asked.

"Who, your mom?" Benson asked. "I wasn't gonna say that. Why does everyone always think I'm gonna say "my mom"? I saw Pops earlier by the playground, with those two losers and (Y/n)." Muscle Man said. "Oh, great. Mordecai and Rigby found him first. Let's just hope (Y/n) stops them from doing anything really bad." Benson said. "We better find him, quick." Skips said. Pops is still spinning around. "Okay Pops, you might want to stop now." (Y/n) said worriedly. "But I have to keep spinning until I give my speech. Did I tell you I'm not nervous anymore?" Pops asked. "Yeah, you did." Mordecai said.

"A bunch of times, actually." Rigby said. "Isn't it wonderful? I think I'm finally ready." Pops starts to get dizzy. "Careful, Pops!" The trio shouted. Pops stumbles as he stops spinning, eventually falling into a portal in the ground. Pops screams as he falls through the green void. The background changes from radar circles, to kaleidoscopic blue shapes, and finally, white with black lines. Pops' mustache disintegrates, then, he's stripped naked from the gravity around him.

He stops screaming for a moment as he realizes it's just a white void, but resumes screaming when the gravity comes back in. He then falls into a pink pool that leads to a land down below. His clothes and mustache are restored as his hat falls onto his head. In the distance, he sees other creatures dressed like him, one of them, a goldfish that comes up and scares Pops. Back on the surface world, (Y/n), Mordecai & Rigby look upon the knocked-out Pops. "POPS!" (Y/n) shouted worriedly. "Is he dead?" Rigby asked, and Pops moans. "Oh dude, he must have passed out from spinning too much." Mordecai said. "Ya think?! I told you this was a bad idea, Rigby!" (Y/n) shouted. Rigby pulls out a marker, ignoring her outburst. "Never pass out, when there's markers about!" He said.

But (Y/n) quickly snatches the marker from him. "Hey! (Y/n) give that back!" He shouted, but (Y/n) moves it out of his reach. "Rigby, this isn't some sleepover, this is serious!" She shouted. The trio go down to Pops and flip him over and Pops moans again. "Oh, man. I'm gonna get help." (Y/n) runs off. "You guys stay with Pops!" She shouted. In Pops' unconscious world, they have all surrounded him.

From the distance, realistic-looking versions of (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby arrive. "Oh, my!" Pops said, feeling scared. The bird squawks at Pops, and then coughs. "Sorry about that. I am Iacedrom." He said. "I am Ygbir." "And I'm (B/n)." The other (Y/n) then hands Pops some ice cream. "Would you like some ice cream?" She asked. "Oh yes, of course!" Pops said. "So what brings you here, traveller?" Iacedrom asked. "Hmm? Well, I was just getting over my fear of giving speeches." The crowd voices their opinion.

"Indeed. We all hate speeches! In fact, we outlawed them." (B/n) said. "Yes, yes. Quite illegal. In here, it is forbidden to give speeches just as it is forbidden not to enjoy ice cream." Ygbir said. "Oh, what a relief!" Pops said. "Good show!" The trio said. "Jolly good show indeed!" Pops said. Back at the surface world, Rigby is already defacing Pops with another marker he had.

He snickers as (Y/n), Benson and Skips drive up with the cart. "Oh no, what are you doing?! Get away from him!" (Y/n) shouts as she runs over. She looks at Pops' drawn-on face. "Rigby! Mordecai, why didn't you stop him?!" (Y/n) shouted, and he flinches back. "I tried!" He shouted. "Sorry, it's a nervous habit. You guys were taking forever." Rigby said.

"I was only gone for five minutes, Rigby!" (Y/n) shouted angrily. Rigby quickly puts his paws up in defense. "Okay, I'm sorry! Geez." He said. "This is a disaster! Look at him!" Mordecai & Rigby snicker, and (Y/n) sends them a death glare causing them to shudder. "It's not funny!" She shouted. "Skips, (Y/n), what do we do?" Benson asked. Skips puts his head against Pops. "You shouldn't have made him spin like that." Skips goes to the cart and grabs a red box.

"You're gonna have to go in after him." He said. "Go in where?" Rigby asked. "Into Pops." Skips said. Mordecai & Rigby look at each other, and grab hold of each other's hands. "Make this quick. I don't want people to think we're holding hands or something." Rigby said, and (Y/n) snickers. "Just spin." Mordecai said. Mordecai & Rigby start spinning around in circles, while Skips flexes the rope. As they get dizzy, (Y/n) starts to lasso the rope. Finally, Mordecai & Rigby let go. "Don't worry Pops, we're coming..." Mordecai said.

(Y/n) throws the rope around Mordecai and Rigby before they fall into Pops' head. They scream as they fall through the void before falling into the pink pool that leads into the Dizzy World. Mordecai & Rigby see Pops in front of (B/n), Iacedrom & Ygbir and the other citizens of the Dizzy world. "Look, there's Pops!" Rigby said. "Pops, Pops!" Mordecai said. Pops hears them and looks up at them.

"Mordecai, Rigby, hello!" He said. "Pops, we have come to bring you back!" Mordecai said. "But I don't want to come back. I like it here." Pops said. "But what about your speech?" Mordecai asked. "I don't want to give the speech." Pops said. "But we spent all that time preparing! Are you just gonna blow it off now?" Rigby asked. "Yes." Pops said. "This is ridiculous! Come on Pops, let's go! You're coming back with us!" Mordecai said.

Pops acts immature and turns the other way, crossing his arms. "No, I'm not!" He said. "Pops, let's go." Mordecai said sternly. "I said no!" There's silence for a second. "Now listen here, I have gone through enough turmoil because of that confounded speech. Why is it me that needs to speak? Surely, there are those more qualified than I. I hate speaking in front of crowds. And we have tried every which way for it to work, but I just simply cannot do it. Why am I like this? I don't know, but surely my father must understand that there are limits to my abilities. I'll never ever be able to give a speech, and that's just fine by me." Pops said. Mordecai & Rigby look at each other, surprised. "Never say never, Pops!" Mordecai said.

"What do you mean?" He asked. "You just gave a speech!" Mordecai said. Pops becomes startled, and turns to the crowd. "Oh my, I did!" He turns back to Mordecai & Rigby. "I did give a speech!" He said. "Yeah! I guess you didn't get nervous because you were not facing the crowd!" Rigby said. "It's true, I didn't feel nervous at all." He runs up to (B/n), Iacedrom & Ygbir. "Friends, I'm sorry, but I have to leave you now." He said. "Indeed. You do have to leave." (B/n) said.

"For you have broken the law!" Iacedrom said. "No speeches!" Iacedrom & Ygbir hiss and squawk, scaring Pops. Then, Iacedrom lunges his beak towards Pops, but Pops runs for cover. Ygbir also tries to catch Pops within his teeth. "Pops!" The duo shouted. "(Y/n), drop us lower!' The chipmunk lowers the rope, and her arm, into the unconcious Pops. "More, (Y/n)!" Mordecai shouted. "I can't go any lower!" She shouted worriedly. (B/n) corners Pops as he tries to run away, so Pops tries to run in the opposite direction, before being blocked off by Iacedrom, who picks up Pops by the head with his beak, then, throws him over into Mordecai & Rigby, who are still holding the rope. "Pops!" The two shouted. "(Y/n), pull us up!" Mordecai shouted.

The rope is pulled back into the skies of the Dizzy World, just as Iacedrom flies towards Mordecai, Rigby, & Pops. The three then make it into the pink void, causing Iacedrom to hit his head on the matter. In the real world, Mordecai & Rigby are pulled back in through Pops' head. When they are out, Pops comes to, wondering what happened. "Pops, you're awake!" Benson said. "Benson, my good man. Pardon me, I just came back from that strange and wonderful place." Pops said. "Okay, sure, but can you still give the speech?" Benson asked. "Oh yes, I am finally prepared." Pops said. "Thank goodness. We just have to get this trash off his face." Benson said. "Nah, it's cool. Pops is gonna give his speech facing backwards anyway so..." Mordecai said. "What? You idiots! This isn't some kind of joke! He can't give a major speech in front of a distinguished crowd facing backwards. If Mr. Maellard sees this, we're all gonna get fired." Benson pointed out. "Give me the marker." Rigby gives the marker to (Y/n).

"Turn around, Pops." She said. Mordecai turns Pops around so the back of his head shows, then (Y/n) draws a face, similar to Pops', on his head. Then, Skips puts the hat on. Everyone but Benson seems satisfied. "We're dead." Benson said. Some time later at the ceremony, Pops is at the podium. His still-trashed side pulls out the card with his speech as (Y/n), Mordecai & Rigby nod. Then, Pops gives his speech. "Ahem. Ladies and gentlemen, I hereby dedicate this new statue to the Park." Pops said. The crowd claps. "Bravo. Bravo." The people in the crowd said.

"That's the whole speech?" The trio asked in shock. "You've got a fine boy there, Maellard." Pops, his real face hidden away from the crowd, struggles to cut the rope, but, after a few tries, he finally does. Later the food stands, the groundskeepers reflect on what went on. "That went pretty well." Rigby said. "Are you kidding?!" Benson asked. "You can't fire me. I thought of the marker thing." Mordecai said. Benson just gave him a look. "(Y/n) did." He said. "Well technically, she did get that idea from my awesome drawings, so..." Rigby said, and Benson only glares at him. "Either way, we totally saved you this time, Benson." Rigby said.

Benson growls. "Quick! Maellard's coming!" He said. He turns Pops around as Mr. Maellard walks up to him for a congratulation. "Son, you gave a fine speech up there. I'm so... proud of you." Mr. Maellard said. "Oh! Thank you, papa!" He is crying on the other side. "Thank you." He said. "You pulled it together out there today, Ball bucket. Good job." He walks away. "Thank you, sir. It was.... no trouble." Benson said. "What was that?" Mordecai and Rigby asked. "We're the ones that found Pops." Mordecai said. "And sent him into shock and desecrated his face!" Benson sighs. "Let's go clean you up, Pops." He, (Y/n), Pops, and Skips leave. "This party sucks." Mordecai said. "You wanna go back to that Dizzy World?" Rigby asked. "Yes." Mordecai and Rigby start to spin again.

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