Mordecai and (Y/n) are at the computer. "Mordecai! (Y/n)! Oh, there you two are. You want some of this grilled cheese?" Rigby asked. "Whoa! Is that a Grilled Cheese Deluxe from Cheezer's?" Mordecai asked. "Yes, it is." Rigby said. "Then, yes." Mordecai said. Mordecai and Rigby begin to eat it as Rigby hands (Y/n) her slice, but she looks at it skeptically. "What's the matter?" Rigby asked her. "How did you get this?" She asked him. "I bought it. With money." He said. "Did you?"

(Y/n) raised an eyebrow at him. "Nice! Hey, you know what would go good with these sandwiches? Funny internet videos! Dude, check this out." Mordeca begins typing in name on the keyboard. "No, wait! I know a really good one." Rigby types on the keyboard. "Dude, You're just gonna pull up that ostrich thing with the balls again, aren't you?" (Y/n) asked. "No, I'm not." Rigby said. "You're typing it in! I see it!" Mordecai said. "Dudes, don't look! You're gonna ruin it!" Rigby said. "Fine. It better not be that ostrich thing with the balls. Ready yet?"

Mordecai said. "Of course it is." (Y/n) said. "Be quiet, (Y/n)!" Rigby snapped. "It's loading. Okay... Now!" Mordecai un-covers his eyes as (Y/n) faces the computer again to see a video about an ostrich playing baseball while an old man watches it. "Don't get too close now, Pa!" The woman in the video said. The ostrich hits a baseball off the tee, pecks the old man in the groin, and raises its wings. Rigby laughs. "Aha! See! I knew it! Can't fool me, Rigby!" (Y/n) said as she points at the computer. "Man, it's that ostrich thing with the balls! Why do you gotta lie to me, dude?" Mordecai asked. "'Cause lying's my specialty." Rigby said. "Well, I can't argue with that." (Y/n) shrugs.

Benson comes in very angry. "What are you doing with my sandwich?!" He asked. (Y/n) turns to glare at Rigby. "What?" Mordecai asked. "Don't worry. I'll take care of this with my specialty. This isn't your sandwich. This is our sandwich." Rigby said. "This is your sandwich, huh? Then how come it says "Benson" on the bag?" Benson asked. "Huh? it's supposed to say "Rigby," but they misspelled my name wrong." Rigby said. "STOP LYING!!!" Benson shouted. "Dude, I thought you said you bought this!" Mordecai said.

"He was clearly lying about that too, Mordecai." (Y/n) crosses her arms. "No, he didn't buy it! Now get off your lazy butts and go get me another GRILLED CHEESE DELUXE!!!" Benson slams the door. "Argh! You ruined our day off!" Mordecai shouted. "Ah, don't worry, dude. The line won't be that long." Rigby said. The trio go to Cheezer's, and the line is extremely long. "You were saying?" (Y/n) asked. "Thanks for saving the day with your specialty, you idiot." Mordecai said. "Whatever. Like you two could do any better." Rigby said.

"Pfff. I'm a better liar than you are." Mordecai said. "I can totally lie better." (Y/n) said. "Oh, really? The only thing you're both better than me at is being a big piece of-" Mordecai punches Rigby in the stomach. Meanwhile two astronauts in blue jackets, Barry & Jones, go around the line and enter the restaurant. "Hey! What the...? Those pork loins are cutting! Argh!" (Y/n) said.

"Excuse me! Those fine men are astronauts! They can cut in line. They fought for our country! Huh!" The woman said. Rigby rises off the ground and gasps. "Dudes, here's your chance to prove you're better liars than me. Or maybe you can't? Look at your faces." Rigby touches Mordecai's face all around, then does the same to (Y/n). "It must really eat you two up inside to not be able to prove you're better liars than me. 'Cause you two can prove nothing.

You, Can't, Prove, Anything!" (Y/n) slaps away Rigby's hand and picks him up. "Fine! You want me to prove I'm a better liar than you? Why don't we see who is better in lying? Whoever gets caught first loses." She said. "Okay. It's not like you're ever gonna lie better than thi-i-is..." Rigby said. (Y/n) drops Rigby roughly. "Ow..." he said, glaring at her. "Ahem, excuse me, Miss." (Y/n) said to the woman from before. "What?" She asked. "We're astronauts." She said. They enter the Cheezer's, cutting in line. "Bam! I told you I'm a better liar than you!" (Y/n) said smugly. "Woah, woah, woah! Step aside. I'll show you how a real man lies." Rigby approaches a counter.

"Hey, baby. Give me a Grilled Cheese Deluxe and make it snappy, 'cause we're astronauts and we gotta get back up in space. Know what I'm sayin'?" He asked. "Oh, my." She speaks using a loudspeaker. "One Grilled Cheese Deluxe for the astronauts." The announcement arouses the real astronauts' curiosity. "That'll be two fifty." She said. "Bam! That's a moon quarter." Rigby points to a quarter. " Oh!" She takes the money. "Hmm, hmm. See?" Rigby asked. "Dude, that was lame." Mordecai said. "That woman must not be very bright." (Y/n) said, and Mordecai snickers,

causing Rigby to glare at her. "Excuse me, sir. Your Grilled Cheese is ready." The cashier said. "Thanks. We gotta get this back to our astronaut captain. Know what I'm sayin'? Hmm! Hmm!" Mordecai said. "Oh, is that your astronaut captain over there?" They asked. "Huh?" (Y/n) asked. The duo turn to see Rigby talking with Barry & Jones. "ARGHHHH!!!" The two walk over to them. "This is the girl." Rigby said, gesturing to (Y/n). "You're the girl?" Jones asked. "I'm..." (Y/n) trails off. "Hmm, hmm!" Rigby said. "I'm the girl." (Y/n) said unsurely. Suddenly, Jones turns very excited. He is about to shake (Y/n)'s hand. "Well! It's an honor to meet you, captain. Lieutenant Riggs here has told us a lot about you." Jones said.

"Yeah, it's great to meet a couple of real fellow astronauts." Barry said. "So, what are you guys doing in this dump hole, anyways?" Jones asked. "Ah, you know. We're just pickin' up a Grilled Cheese for our commanding officer." Rigby said. "Ha-ha! I hear that." Barry said. "Ha, yeah. We were just getting ready to take it back to the compound." Mordecai said. "Compound? We were just getting ready to go there ourselves. Wanna lift?" Jones asked. "Uh, sure. We'll take a ride to the compound." Mordecai said. "Come to think of it, why haven't we seen you around the compound before...?" Jones asked. "We've just got back from a 10-year stand in the old shuttlecraft. Isn't that right, captain (Y/n)?" Rigby asked her. "Yeah. And we've just transferred here. It's our first day." She said.

"Well, welcome! We'll be glad to show you around. Now, I hope you're up to spend a 2.5 million dollars of taxpayers' money, 'cause we're drivin'." Jones said. They use a kind of an Apollo-like spaceship as their vehicle and simply cross the street because the compound is located right opposite of the Cheezer's. "Lady and Gentlemen, welcome to the compound!" Jones said. 'Compound' echos. "Oh, uh, I forgot my ID in my other pants. Can you help me out, guys?" Rigby asked. "Oh, what? That was my ID! I told you not to lose it!" Mordecai said. "Guys, guys, calm down. You can use our IDs." They pass the checkpoint. "Here. You, guys, might be more comfortable in these."

They pass the trio jackets. "Ah, thanks. Yeah, I love these things, but Captain (Y/n) might not be that into 'em. Don't you like the uniforms in pink?" Rigby asked. "Pink?" Jones asked. "I only had to borrow a pair that one time from..." she notices an employee list on the wall and quickly picks up a random name. "Dr. Asinoskovich. That one time." She said. "Ah, you know Dr. Asinoskovich? That's funny. Because she's right here." Jones points at a woman standing with her back towards them.

She turns around and speaks with a Russian accent. "I don't remember you." She said. "Really? Uh... It was one time at that conference. You don't remember me?" (Y/n) asked. "Uh... I don't remember very much from that conference. I... have to go!" She runs away very quickly. "Wow! That was awkward. Ah, come on. We'll give you the grand tour." Jones said. "Dude, you should quit right now. You're totally gonna get caught." Mordecai said. "Yeah man." (Y/n) agreed worriedly. "Hmm, hmm. We'll see." Rigby said. The astronauts show (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby around. Mordecai and Rigby wash their hands in the bathroom as (Y/n) does the same in the woman's room. "(Y/n), I don't think you can last much longer. I think you should give it up." Rigby said.

"They're not onto her." Mordecai said. "Then I guess it's time that I start lying at one hundred percent. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT?!" Rigby shouted. "And what tour would be complete without a stop at the pride of our compound --- the antimatter chamber." Jones slaps some clerk on his back. "How is she running today, Jimmy?" "Well, actually, sir... There've been some problems maintaining safe levels of-" Jimmy said. Jones slaps Jimmy again, causing Jimmy to drop his clipboard right onto a green button, pushing it. "That's fate. I don't understand a half of that these science types say." He said. "Oh, that's too bad. Captain here's an expert on it." Rigby said. "You're an expert on antimatter?" Jones asked (Y/n). "Uh... Yeah... Uh...

But not compared to how much this guy knows." (Y/n) points to Rigby. An alert beeper sound grows stronger. "Uh..." Rigby said in frustration. "Did you know he wrote a book on it?" Mordecai asked, playing along with (Y/n). "We wrote a book on it." Rigby said. "Well, you did the most of the work on it." Mordecai said. "But her name's on the cover." Rigby points at (Y/n). "Yeah, right next yours." Mordecai said. "Above mine!" Rigby shouted. "Jimmy, knock off that beepin'." Jones said. "Yeah, actually, sir, I'm having trouble with-" Jimmy said. "Trouble? We-ell, these guys are experts! Can you lend a hand, fellas?" Jones asked. "Sure, we can. Go ahead, Captain."

Rigby said to (Y/n) smugly who glares at him as she approaches the control panel. "Well, according to the book lieutenant Rigby wrote, you wanna turn that knob there." She said, and Jimmy follows the orders. Rigby cuts in. "But captain's own research really out-dates mine. So turn that knob over there." He said. "But he's forgetting the recent discoveries he made. Flip those switches." Mordecai said. "Discoveries based on his studies... Hit those buttons." Rigby said. "I never said hit those buttons!" (Y/n) shouted.

"Yeah, Jimmy, you're not doing like Captain Mordecai said! You gotta do it like this!" Rigby bumps over all the buttons. The anti-nucleus gets unstable. Pipes burst. Danger light bulbs explode. "Dude, quit it! You're gonna break it!" Mordecai shouted. "No, you're gonna break it!" Rigby shouted. "Both of you, stop!" (Y/n) shouted angrily. "What's all this commotion?" A voice asked. "Major Williams? Sir!" He dusts off (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby. "We were just showing these new transfers around the compound, sir." He said. A warning siren is heard. "Captain (Y/n)! Lieutenant Riggs and Mordo! The antimatter is becoming unstable!" Jimmy said.

The antimatter is wobbling in a mass. "Captain (Y/n), Lieutenant Riggs and Mordo. You can fix it, right?" Jones asked. "Yes. Lieutenant Riggs and Mordo can totally fix it." She said. "Not without captain's help!" Rigby snapped. "No time for modesty!" He opens the antimatter chamber door and shoves (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby in. "Dude, this is all your fault." Mordecai said. "What? You're the one who won't admit that you suck at lying." Rigby said. "You're the one who forced us into this!" (Y/n) shouted back. The others watch (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby argue through the window. "Why don't you give up and tell 'em what's going on so they can help us?" Rigby asked.

"No, you do it." (Y/n) said. "No way!" Rigby shouted. The antimatter shakes even more. "Arghhh!! Fine." (Y/n) said. "What's the holdup?" Jones asked. "Look. I have to tell you the truth." Rigby nods. "I have a condition that makes me forget everything in times of extreme stress." Rigby's mouth hangs open in shock. "Lieutenant Riggs and Mordo don't have that condition. They're just idiots." (Y/n) said. "Hey!" The duo shouted angrily. "We need you tell us what to do." (Y/n) said.

"Oh, my... Jimmy, what do we do?" Jones asked. "They have to penetrate the anti-nucleus with something solid!" Jimmy said. "Right! Listen up! You have one chance at this thing. You have to throw Lieutenant Riggs or Captain (Y/n) into the anti-nucleus." Jones said. "WHAT?!?!" Rigby shouted. "It's the only way. Lieutenant Mordo is too big to throw. You must sacrifice yourself to save thousands of lives, lieutenant!" Jones said. "NO!! Don't listen to him, guys! DON'T DO IT!!!!" Rigby pleaded. "Do it! Throw him in! THROW HIM IN!!!" Jones said. (Y/n) looks around, conflicted. "Please! No! No!" Rigby shouted. "(Y/n)...?" Mordecai asked. "Throw him now! NOW!!!" Jones shouted.

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry for lying! You two win, okay? I won't lie anymore!" Rigby shouted. "It's too late, Rigby. I can't let everybody die because of us." (Y/n) lifts Rigby up over her head and is about to throw him in... "NO!!!!" Rigby shouted. "(Y/N), WAIT! DON'T DO IT!" Mordecai shouted. A zip sound is heard. "Huh?" Rigby looks down and sees that his jacket is unzipped. "You two really thought I was gonna do it? I told you I'm a better liar than you." (Y/n) holds the grilled cheese bag in her hand. "Benson's grilled cheese!" Mordecai said. "You two better hope this works. Huh!" She throws a bag with grilled cheese into the anti-nucleus. The anti-nucleus catches the bag with its energy field. Then it catches Rigby and Mordecai.

"Nyahh!" He shouted. "(Y/n)!" Mordecai shouted fearfully. "Rigby! Mordecai! Ahh!" ...and (Y/n) as well. It twists, rips them up, and puts them back together, then explodes. It then throws them out, knocking over the chamber door. They both look roasted enough. They groan and cough as they look up at the others. "We're not astronauts." Rigby admitted. Back at the park, Barry and Jones hurl (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby out of a van. "If you ever lie about being astronauts again, YOU'RE DEAD!!!" Jones shouted.

"We saved the city, astro-" The astronauts throw the Cheezer's bag in Rigby's face and drive away. Benson is on the computer as they enter his room. "Where have you been? I've been waiting all day." He said. Mordecai gives Benson his Grilled Cheese Deluxe. It is totally burned. "What the...? What happened to my sandwich?" Benson asked. "There were spacemen! At Cheezer's! And the tube... we went down and... everyone wore sweatpants... even us... and then the room with the bad stuff... but... we saved the city with your sandwich!" Rigby said. "Ugh!... Why do you always have to lie to my face?!" Benson asked. "We ran it over by accident." (Y/n) said. There was a pause afterwards. "See? Was it so hard to tell the truth?" Benson asked.