The trio are watching a movie trailer at the Coffee Shop. "Blood." It shows a zombie biting someone's arm, with blood coming out. "Guts." It shows a zombie taking a guy's guts out of his body. The guy screams. "Dinner." Then it shows a policeman in a chair. A bunch of arms holding forks and knives bust through the wall. The policeman screams. "Zombie Dinner Party." "That looks awesome." (Y/n) said. "Wait a second, I thought you were scared of horror movies." Mordecai pointed out, and (Y/n) shrugs. "I kind of got over that after my Ello Gov'nor experience I had with Rigby." She said. "Really?" Mordecai asked, and she nods.

"Well I'm glad you said that (Y/n), because I got us... BAM!!!" He throws three tickets on the table. "3 tickets for opening night!" He said. And (Y/n) looks guilty as she rubs the back of her neck nervously. "Ooh, sorry guys, I kind of already got 2 tickets for that new superhero movie that just came out." She said. "What? Why? That's just some lame superhero movie.

And not even the good kind! I saw the preview. They're just gonna sit around talking about who's the better hero." Rigby said. "No, dude. I got these tickets for me and Sam. I'm finally gonna try and ask him out." She replied. "What?!" Rigby and Mordecai both asked. "Aw, what? But it's opening night!" Mordecai said. "Exactly! Besides, do you know how hard it was to get these tickets?" Rigby asked her angrily. "Hey, guys, your food is almost ready.

Sorry for the hold-up." Sam said as he walks over. "Oh, hey, Sam. Um, I was wondering, uh, would you, uh, like to, uh, you know, uh..." (Y/n) stutters. "You're gonna have to excuse (Y/n) here. She has a hard time trying to "espresso" herself." Rigby said, (Y/n) glares at him as Mordecai snickers. Sam laughs. "Good one, dude. I'll be right back with your food, guys" he walks away. "Dude, did you see how hard he laughed at me?" Rigby asked. "That wasn't funny." (Y/n) said.

"Yes it was. (Y/n), what's your problem?" Rigby asked. Sam comes back and puts the food down. "Here you go, guys." He puts three salads down on the table. "Salad? Where's my French dip?" Rigby asked. "Huh? Oh, I'm sorry dude. I messed up, let me take it back." He apologized. "Everything okay, Sam? You seem like you've got a "full plate". Mordecai said. He laughs. "Yeah! I'm just a little stressed 'cause I'm moving out of my place today." He said. "I can help you." (Y/n) said quickly, and her best friends glare at her. "Really? Thanks, (Y/n)." He said. "Hey, Sam, I can help you move too." Rigby said. "Me too." Mordecai said. "Oh, perfect! Do you guys mind coming by my place in an hour?" He asked.

"Oh, we don't mind. It'll be a "moving" experience for all of us." Rigby said, and Sam laughs again. "Dude, you're hilarious." He said. (Y/n) kicks the two of them under the table. "Ow!" They both shouted. "What?" Rigby asked. "Yeah, what's your problem?" Mordecai asked. "My problem?!" She asked. "Wait a minute... I think I know what it is, you're jealous." Rigby said. "What? No I'm not." (Y/n) denied. "(Y/n), you're just jealous 'cause I made him laugh and all you do is sit like this: Uh, uh, uh..." Rigby imitates her and Mordecai chuckles. "Whatever. Just stay out of my way when I'm helping him move." (Y/n) said. Later on the trio are outside of Sam's apartment, where they are helping him put boxes into a truck. "Alright, guys, we're almost done." He said. (Y/n) puts a box into the truck. "Do it. Just do it. Hey, Sam.

Um, I've been meaning to ask you, uh, do you want to, uh, have me pick up that box?" (Y/n) asked. "Oh, yeah, thanks! This is the last one, but be careful because it's really..." he sees (Y/n) trying to pick it up. "..heavy. Uh, do you need help with that?" He asked. "It's cool. I got it." She carries the box over to the truck. "Hey, Sam. Briefs or," Rigby pulls the box up. "Boxers?" He asked. "You're so funny, man. Okay, gotta go talk to the manager. I'll be right back." He walks away. (Y/n) angrily walks towards them. "Alright! That's it, you two need to leave. You're ruining my chances with Sam!" She shouted. Mordecai scoffs and crosses his arms. "What chances?" He asked.

"Yeah, you haven't even made a move on him yet. You're gonna end up seeing Zombie Dinner Party with us anyway." Rigby said. "No, I'm not. Quit screwing this up for me. You idiots." She said. "You're just jealous that we can talk to people, and you can't!" They see Sam walking back towards them and Mordecai turns to (Y/n) with a smirk. "You gonna ask him out or what?" He asked tauntingly. "Hey, guys. Ready to call it a day?" Sam asked. "Sam! Uh, just wanted to ask you if you want to, uh, I mean you obviously don't have to but, uh..." she trails off. "Sam, wanna see something cool? BAM!" Rigby shows the tickets.

"Three tickets for the Zombie Dinner Party premiere! Wanna go with me and Mordecai tonight? It can be an all dudes night." Rigby said. "You actually got tickets? Yeah, I'll totally go with you tonight! (Y/n), you gotta come too!" He replied. "(Y/n) can't come because we only got three tickets!" Mordecai said. "Aw, maybe next time?" Sam asked. "No. No, it's cool. You guys have a good time." (Y/n) said. "Okay. I'll see you dudes at 8." He gets into the truck. "Alright, guys, I'll go to the movie with you. Just call it off with him." (Y/n) said. "Pfft, yeah, right. I'm not going with you. You had your chance, and you blew it! You blew it!" Rigby said.

"Agh! Come on, dude, just give me another chance." (Y/n) said. "Ok, we'll give you another chance, if you admit that you're jealous." Mordecai said. "No, I'm not jealous." (Y/n) said. "Then I guess we're still going to have an all dudes night with Sam. Ohhhhhhhhh! You blew it again, you blew it again!" Rigby said. Later on Mordecai and Rigby are on the computer at the park. "(Y/n), check this out." Mordecai said. "What?" She asked. He shows her the trailer for the superhero she was planning to see. "Why doesn't she like me?" One of them sobs. There were comments on the computer saying that the movie sucks.

"Looks like that superhero movie is bombing, but it's doing better than you did with Sam. Ohhhhhh! 3 more hours till our dudes night!" Later the trio are in the kitchen talking to Muscle Man. "Hey, Muscle Man, do you know what I like best about Sam? The way he's not going out with this girl!" Rigby points at (Y/n) and she growls furiously. "Ohhhh!" Muscle Man said. "Ohhhhhh! 2 more hours till our dudes night!" Rigby said. "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Mordecai, Rigby and Muscle Man said. Later in the living room, (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are playing a video game. "Aw, man! This is just like earlier!" Mordecai begins Imitating Sam. "(Y/n), help! These boxes are too heavy!" Then uses his normal voice. "(Y/n) can't help you, Sam, she's too busy NOT asking you out!" He wins the game and the male video game character comes out. "Oh, yeah, Sam."

"Ohhhhhhhhhh! Only one more hour till our dudes night. And that's exactly how it's gonna go down." It is now night time, and (Y/n) is still in the living room with the T.V and there's only static on. Rigby and Mordecai come out, getting ready for their dudes night with Sam. "Hey, (Y/n), what are you doing? Watching T.V. all by yourself? Well, that doesn't surprise me, since you can't talk to guys." Rigby mocks. "I'm warning you two. You better call him and cancel." (Y/n) said. "We can't cancel, that's being rude."

Mordecai said. "We can't be rude to our fellow bros. Besides we've got... " Rigby ooks at his watch. "Twenty minutes till our dudes night." He said. Suddenly (Y/n) smirks at them. "Are you sure it's only twenty minutes till your dudes night?" She asked. "Huh?" Rigby looks at his watch again, and sees that there is no battery inside. "What did you do with my battery?" He asked. "It could be twenty minutes till your dudes night. Or maybe it's half an hour, or maybe you already missed it!" She said. "Whatever! We'll find out what time it is!" Mordecai said. The duo run to find a clock that reveals what the real time is and (Y/n) gives chase.

The first clock is on top of a shelf, which (Y/n) takes with ease. The second is Pops' cuckoo clock and drives on with (Y/n) taking every other clock in the house. The last clock they try to check is the microwave, which (Y/n) blocks with her paw. "Call it off with him!" She shouted. "You're jealous, (Y/n)! It's all over your face!" Rigby shouted. "Yeah, why can't you just admit that you're jealous?" Mordecai asked. "Because I'm not!" She shouted. She puts all the clocks in the microwave. "(Y/n), what are you doing? You can't do that!" Rigby shouted.

"Can't do what? This?" She shuts the microwave door, turns on the microwave, and the clocks melt. "Now you'll never be on time for your dudes night!" She shouted. The duo jump on her. "Gimme back those clocks!" Mordecai shouted. "Never!" (Y/n) shouted. They fight, but then (Y/n) accidentally gets tackled to the microwave, which teleports them away through a powerful electrical surge. The trio scream as they move in top speed. "What's your problem?! Why do you have to be jealous all the time?!" Rigby asked.

"Shut up! This is all your fault! I finally get a chance to ask out Sam, but you both had to butt in and ruin everything! Just like always!" She shouted. She then saw the hurt look on their faces, and actually felt the need to apologize, but then... "No, we didn't! We just wanted to see Zombie Dinner Party with our best friend, who flaked on us, for some boy who doesn't even know she exists!" Rigby shoves her. (Y/n) was now furious. "I HATE BOTH OF YOU!" (Y/n) then shoves them off the microwave. They fall off the microwave and yell, and their bodies disintegrate and become dust. (Y/n) just lost her two best friends. "RIGBY!!! MORDECAI!!!

No, I didn't mean it! I didn't mean it! Go back! Go back, go back, go back!" The teleportation is now done, and she is now in a dark abyss, and bumps into an invisible blockade, which destroys the microwave. "Hello?" (Y/n) walks around, and keeps bumping into the invisible blockade. "Hey! Who's screwing around up there?" Then there is a bunch of clocks floating around, revealing a man made out of clocks. "Oh, it's you." "Who are you?" (Y/n) asked. "I am Father Time. And you're the one who's been running around microwaving all my clocks." He replied. "I didn't mean too." She said. "You didn't mean too."

You've wasted my time, your time, and you really wasted the time of those guys you killed. They're dead." Father Time said. "I know, I'm sorry. Can you please bring them back?" (Y/n) asked. "No, their bodies have been blown to bits of star-stuff. And now, you get to spend eternity here at the end of time. All because of your pity jealousy." Father Time said. "I'm not jealous." (Y/n) said. "Yes, you are!" "No, I'm not!" (Y/n) shouted. "Silence! Peer into my Truth Hole." The clocks that make up his body pull back to reveal an enormous hourglass right before (Y/n)'s very eyes.

"What is that?" The Truth Hole reveals all of the times where (Y/n) is jealous throughout the entire chapter. "It's true, I am jealous of Rigby and Mordecai, and even though they're annoying, they're still my best friends. You're right Father Time, I deserve to be trapped here." She said. "I'll be honest, (Y/n), house guests really annoy me, I mean just look how you wreaked my living room." Father Time reveals nothing, since it's invisible. "Oh, sorry." She said. "You better be. Now, I'll give you a do-over just this once." Father Time said. "Wait, seriously? Thanks so much." She said. "But remember, stop bottling up your emotions, because if I ever get you back here again, you'll be sorry. Now, get on the Time Pony." He replied.

"What Time Pony?" She asked. "Aww, come on, it's right next to you." The pony is also invisible. "There you go." (Y/n) gets on the pony. "That's how you ride a Time Pony?" Father Time asked. "This is how everyone rides horses." (Y/n) said. "That's just weird. Now get out of my dimension." The Time Pony rides off, redoing back to the coffee shop, where the chapter started. "Rigby, Mordecai!" (Y/n) quickly hugs the two, which takes them by surprise. "Whoa! I... uh... hey, (Y/n)."

Rigby said. The two tried to keep their best from blushing. "Whoa, what brought this on all of a sudden? Something happen?" Mordecai asked, and she quickly pulled away sheepishly. "Uh... nope! Just felt like hugging you is all." She said quickly, and the duo smirk at each other. Suddenly Rigby gets excited. "Oh look, the trailer!" He said. "Zombie Dinner Party." The announcer said. "That looks awesome." (Y/n) said. "Wait a second, I thought you were scared of-" "I got over that." (Y/n) said as she quickly waves her right paw dismissively. "I'm glad you said that,

because I got us... BAM!!!" Rigby throws 3 tickets on the table. "3 tickets for opening night! Wanna go with us?" Rigby asked her. "Yes I do." (Y/n) smiles at them and they smile back. "Hey, guys, your food's almost ready, sorry for the hold-up." Sam said. "Hey Sam," (Y/n) grabs a coffee cup. "Uh, looks like you've got a latte on your plate." She said, and Sam blinks at her. "You're gonna have to excuse (Y/n) here. She has a hard time trying to "espresso" herself." Rigby said. Sam laughs. "Good one, dude. I'll be right back with your food, guys." He walks away. "(Y/n), did you see how hard he laughed at me?" Rigby asked. (Y/n) now looks jealous, again. "Oh, dude she's jealous!" Mordecai said. "She's totally jealous. Admit it!" Rigby said. "Guys, I'm not..." her eyes widen with sudden realization. "Well, maybe just a little bit." She admitted.