The trio are mowing the Ultimate Frisbee Field. "Bam! OOOOOOOOHHH!!!" The trio said. "Yeah! Finally done!" Rigby said. "Celebration hug?" Mordecai asked. "Yeah, sure." Rigby said. They approach each other, as if to hug, then suddenly pull back at the same time. "Aw, sick!" The duo laugh, and (Y/n) giggles. "You almost hugged me, dude!" Rigby said. "No way! You almost hugged me!" Mordecai said. "We mowed that lawn in its face!" Rigby said. "Yeah, dude. Let's go on break." Mordecai said. "Now you're talking." (Y/n) said. The trio start to head up, but Benson pulls up in the cart. "Hold it!" Benson takes out a ruler and measures the grass. "Nope. It's no good." He said. "AWW, WHAT?" The trio asked. "It's an inch too tall. Do it again! DO IT ALL AGAIN!!!!!!"

The trio groan. "It's just one inch!" Rigby said. "Yeah, what's the big deal?" (Y/n) asked. "Would you want to play Ultimate Frisbee in this? A guy could trip, skid, get severe turf rash, and BAM! Lawsuit. Now get to work." Benson said. "But... but... but..." Rigby said. "Oh wait. Is that the sound of somebody who wants to be fired?" Rigby lowers his arms. "That's what I thought." Benson gets in the cart and drives off. (Y/n) picks her mower back up. "I can't re-mow the lawn! I'm a busy guy!" Rigby said. "With what?" (Y/n) asked. "None of your business!" Rigby snapped. "You're not a busy guy." Mordecai said. "Yeah-huh! I got a meatball sub I gotta eat! My life sucks." Rigby said.

"Yeah, life must be so hard for you." (Y/n) said sarcastically, and Mordecai snickers. Rigby glares at her. "Shut up!" He shouted. "Whatever. It's not like you can hire somebody to do your work while you slack off." Mordecai said. "Hire somebody?" Rigby gasps. "Duuude." He runs off. "Hey!" The duo shout after him. Rigby puts the finishing touches on a stand. The sign on top says "Dudes Hiring Dudes." Rigby has just finished writing "The Agent Is In" on the lower sign when two shadows fall over him. It's Mordecai and (Y/n). "Hey, dude. Thanks for bailing on us." (Y/n) said.

"What is this?" Mordecai asked. "I'm gonna hire a temp." Rigby said. "This sounds like a scam." (Y/n) said. "Hey, if hiring a dude to do all my work and paying them a small part of my paycheck while I go get a meatball sub is a scam, then THIS IS A HUUUUUGE SCAM!" Everyone around walks away. "Uhhh..." Rigby said, and (Y/n) snickers. "Hm. Hm. Let us know when you want to stop wasting time. Come on, (Y/n)." The duo walk off. Rigby sits at the stand some moments later, interviewing Explosives Guy. "So, tell me a little bit about yourself." He said. "Uh, I like pyrotechnics." Fireworks suddenly erupt from his pocket, catching his pants on fire.

Next Rigby interviews the Pirate and his Parrot. "So, what are you good at?" Rigby asked. "Raah! Pyrotechnics!" The parrot explodes. Next Rigby interviews Muscular Redneck. "Let me guess, you like pyrotechnics." Rigby said. "No, but I do like this." He pulls out a harmonica. Muscular Redneck turns around and brings the harmonica up to his rear end. He begins to play the harmonica with his flatulence. Rigby watches in bemusement. "Alright, alright, that's enough." Rigby said. Rigby sits alone at his stand some time later. "Ugh, man! I can't find one normal person in this town who wants a job! I give up!" Rigby shouted. A bus pulls up at a nearby stop. Doug walks off the bus.

"Well, time to find me a job." The bus drives away. "Hey! Hey you! Come here!" Doug walks up to the stand. "What's your name?" Rigby asked. "Name's Doug, sir. I'm looking for a job." Doug said. "You've come to the right place, Doug. But first, tell me about yourself." Rigby said. "Well, all my life I've wanted to be somebody. I'm willing to do whatever it takes." Doug said. "Hm. Hm. How are you with mowing lawns?" Rigby asked. "Well, I don't mean to be negative, but it looks to me like that grass is an inch too tall." Doug said. "Oh, you're good. Alright, let's get you fitted to your new job." Rigby said. Later on Doug is mowing the lawn in the park.

Rigby is resting beneath a tree nearby. "Thank you so much for this job, Mr. Rigby!" He replied. Rigby sighs in relaxation. (Y/n) walks up to Rigby, holding an envelope. "Hey dude, Benson wanted me to give you your weeks pay." She hands the envelope to Rigby and sees Doug. "Who's that?" She asked. "Oh, that's Doug. He's my new temp." Rigby said. "What? Are you serious?" (Y/n) asked. "Hey, Dougie!" Rigby motions Doug to come to him, who gladly obliges. "Payday!" Rigby said. Rigby holds the envelope out, but pulls it back just as Doug is about to grab it.

"Ah, ah, ah. First, I gotta cover the finder's fee." Rigby takes a huge majority of his pay, leaving Doug with meager change. "Here you go." Rigby said. "Wow, this is the most I've ever been paid. Thanks, Mr. Rigby. You're the best boss ever!" Doug then takes notice of (Y/n). "And who's this pretty friend of yours? Another temp of yours?" He asked. Him calling (Y/n) pretty caught him off guard, and also angered him a little. "No, she's my best friend, (Y/n)." Rigby said.

Doug walks closer to her. "Well, hello (Y/n), aren't you a pretty one. I'm Doug. Nice to meet you, gorgeous." He said. "Uh..." (Y/n) steps back a little, feeling slightly uncomfortable, and Rigby glares at him. "Hey man, maybe you should get back to work." Rigby sneered, and Doug only smirks slightly. "Sure thing, boss." He walks off. (Y/n) turns to Rigby. "Uh, Rigby? Are you sure this is a good idea? I got a bad feeling about him." She whispers to Rigby. "What? Oh come on, It'll be fine, (Y/n)." Rigby said. "Rigby, I really think-" "(Y/n), shut it, I know what I'm doing here, okay? Why don't you go bother Mordecai or something?" Rigby asked, and (Y/n) glares at him.

"Fine..." (Y/n) walks away. Later at the house during the night, Rigby and Doug enter. "Wow, this place is huge!" Doug said. "Yeah, it's pretty cool. This way." Rigby and Doug enter Mordecai and Rigby's bedroom. "So you'll crash here." Rigby said. "Woah!" Doug prods the trampoline. "On this?" He asked. "No, no, you don't just start with the trampoline. You gotta pay your dues." They head over to the closet. "This is where you'll be sleeping." Rigby opens the closet. Doug gasps in awe. "There's some socks in case you get cold." Rigby said. "My own bed! Rigby...wow, Rigby. If you don't mind me saying, you're the best boss I've ever had!" Doug said.

"You know what, Doug? I think this is gonna work out just fine!" Rigby said. Later, (Y/n), Mordecai and Doug are raking the lawn. Rigby is relaxing beneath a tree nearby. "I'm tired, I'm taking a break." Rigby gets up. "Keep it shakin' with the rakin' there, guys." Rigby walks off. "Keep it shakin' with the rakin' there, guys." Mordecai said mockingly, and (Y/n) snickers. "Nice one, Mordecai." (Y/n) said. "You have such a pretty laugh." Doug said to her, and she raises an eyebrow. "Oh, uh... thanks?" She asked. Mordecai eyed them back and fourth suspiciously.

"And great impression, dude. Listen to this one." He mimics Rigby's voice. "Keep it shakin' with the rakin' there, guys." He said, and Mordecai laughs while (Y/n)'s eyes widened. "Dude, that sounds just like him!" Mordecai said. "It really does... how did you do that?" (Y/n) asked, and Doug shrugs. Rigby enters with a meatball sub sandwich. "What's so funny?" He asked. "Dude, Doug is hilarious. Check out his impression of you!" Mordecai said. "Hi, I'm Rigby, and I got me a meatball sub!" Doug said in his Rigby voice. Doug and Mordecai laugh, Rigby isn't amused, and (Y/n) just watches Doug a bit suspiciously. "I...I don't sound like that." Rigby said.

"Dude, it's like, dead-on!" Mordecai said. "Hello, I'm, Rigby! Nice to meet you!" Doug said, mimicking Rigby's voice again. Mordecai and Doug laugh. "Grrr..." Rigby growls. Later Mordecai and (Y/n) are eating in the kitchen and Rigby enters. "Dude, that wasn't cool!" Rigby said. "Haha, you should've seen your face!" Mordecai said. "Dude, impressions are the lowest form of comedy." Rigby does a poor impression of Doug's voice. "Hey, I'm Doug! I'm easily impressed because I have a small brain!" See? It's easy to copy somebody else." He said. Doug then comes in. "Yo, Doug-ay!" Mordecai said. "Hey, fellas!" He shakes hands with Mordecai, then tries to do the same with (Y/n) but she pulls away. "What's wrong? You shy or something, gorgeous?" Doug asked her. "Uh..." she said, and Rigby growls at the scene. "No, I just don't do things like that to people I don't know that much." She said, crossing her arms.

"Well you can get to know me while we do some hoops today." Doug said. The trio start to leave. "Uh, wait! Can I come along, too?" Rigby asked. "Oh...well, it's kind of a three-on-two rematch. Sorry, dude." Mordecai said. The trio leave. Rigby is sitting alone in the playground, watching Mordecai, (Y/n), Doug, Muscle Man and Hi Five ghost playing basketball. "Cover him!" Hi Five Ghost shouted. "I got this fool!" Muscle Man shouted. "Over here, over here!" Mordecai shouted. "From downtown!" He shoots and scores. "Boom-shaka-laka!" Doug said. "Yeah-yuh!" Mordecai said.

"Pff, I could've done that." Rigby scoffs. Doug removes his hat and combs his hair with his hand, causing it to stand upright like Rigby's and he gasps. Later at the snack bar, Mordecai and (Y/n) work the register while Doug cooks. "Two hot dogs, please." The customer said. "Hey Doug, I need some dogs." (Y/n) said. "Anything for the pretty lady." He launches the hot dogs towards her, who's already prepared with hot dog buns. (Y/n) catches the hot dogs in each bun. She slams the hot dogs onto the customer's tray. "Way to throw 'em!" Mordecai said. "Way to catch 'em, (Y/n)." He puts a paw up for a high five and (Y/n) does rather awkwardly.

"Yeah!" Doug said. (Y/n) walks back to the register. "Alright, who else wants some dogs?" She asked. Rigby, inside a nearby garbage can, opens up the lid and peeks out. "That's probably not as fun as it looks." He said. Doug then props up his tail in the same manner that Rigby does and he gasps. "He's holding up his tail just like me!" Rigby said. Later Rigby peeks out from behind a tree. (Y/n), Mordecai and Doug are cleaning up a littered area of the park. "Dude, I love working with you, man! We make a great team." Mordecai said. "Yeah, man.

That's just me. I love working hard, know what I'm saying? I guess Rigby's just kinda..." (Y/n) turns slowly to glare at him, wondering what he was going to say. "What?" Mordecai asked. "Uh, I shouldn't say anything." Doug said. "Go ahead, you can say it!" Mordecai said. "Rigby's kinda lazy." Doug said. "Yeeaah, he is!" They laugh. "Grr..." Rigby growls, and that's when (Y/n) snapped. "He's lazy, is he? That means a lot coming from someone who has the same hair and tail style as him!" She shouted, and the duo both looked shocked from her outburst, and so did Rigby. "What's the matter, (Y/n)?" Doug said. "Yeah (Y/n), chill. Maybe those looks are just common for raccoons." Mordecai said. "How can you not see what's happening here? You are so naive!" (Y/n) shouted angrily. "I am not naive!" Mordecai snapped,

approaching her threateningly. "Or actually, scratch that. You're not naive, you're just dumb!" (Y/n) said, and this surprised everyone, even Rigby. Mordecai felt crushed. "Whoa, whoa, let's all settle down, and address this more peacefully." Doug said. "No! I'm not listening to you, Doug! I don't like you! And I especially don't like all of those silly names you've been calling me! I'm out! Who are you going to replace next, Mordecai? Me?" (Y/n) asked.

"Maybe I will! I certainly don't need a 'friend' who thinks I'm dumb hanging around!" He shouted, turning away from her, he felt too hurt to look directly at her. (Y/n) didn't turn back as she ran off. Benson then approaches. "Whoa, what just happened?" He asked. "Nothing important." Mordecai mumbled. "Oh. Well then, anyway, I just wanted to thank you guys. Ultimate Frisbee was a great success. Everybody loved it. Kudos Mordecai. You too, Rigby." Benson looks around. "Where's (Y/n)?" Benson asked with confusion. "She just had to take care of something. I can take hers to her." Doug said as he takes her money. "Oh, alright. See ya." He leaves. "Yeah, see ya..."

He turns around, revealing dark rings around his eyes, just like Rigby's. "...Benson." Doug said, and Rigby gasps in terror. "No!" He then sighs. "(Y/n) was right, I should've listened to her." He said. Later Mordecai is playing a video game in the house when Rigby enters. "Where's (Y/n)?" Rigby asked, and Mordecai just shrugs. "Dude, come on! Don't act like this! She had a point, you know! Doug is totally copying me." Rigby said. "She had a point...? Have you been spying on us?" Mordecai asked. "I was just walking by when I heard the argument." Rigby quickly lied. "Dude, you're being paranoid." Mordecai said. "Are you kidding me?

The dark circles around his eyes, the lovable scoundrel shtick? CLASSIC RIGBY!!!" Rigby shouted. "He probably has his rings around his eyes because he's working all the time." Mordecai said. "Whatever, man, just give me my paycheck so I can pay him to get out of here and talk to (Y/n)." Rigby said. "Pfft, nice try." Mordecai said. "What are you talking about?" Rigby asked. "I gave it to you two hours ago." Mordecai said. Rigby's eyes widen. "What?! Where's Doug?!" He asked. "Upstairs." Rigby runs upstairs. "That's it! He's finished!" He begins slamming on the bathroom door. "DOUG!!! DOUG DOUG DOUG!!!" He shouted, the door opens and shrouds of steam pour out.

Doug exits the bathroom, drying himself with a towel. "Oh, hey, Rigby." Doug said. "Doug, give me my paycheck!" Rigby demands. "Paycheck? Oh.." Doug takes out envelope. "..oh, you mean this one? Sure, take it." He begins to hand the envelope to Rigby, but takes it back at the last second. "Ah, ah, ah. Gotta cover the finder's fee, remember?" He asked. "Grr! Doug, this has gone too far! You're fired!" Rigby shouted.

"Fired? You can't fire me. This is the best job I've ever had. I'm finally becoming somebody. Besides... I'm more Rigby than you ever were...or will be...." Doug said. Doug grabs Rigby by the throat and strangles him. He then transforms into a perfect doppelgänger of Rigby. Rigby gasps in horror as Doug laughs maniacally. The two grapple with each other and fight. They eventually roll down the stairs. "I'm...Rigby!" "NO! I'm Rigby!" They both shouted. "Rigby!" Mordecai shouted. "WHAT?!" They both asked. "...Whoa. uh oh, I guess (Y/n) was right after all, I gotta go find her."

He quickly runs upstairs. "(Y/n)!" He shouted as he runs to her bedroom and bangs on her door. "What?" She asked irritated. "We have a problem." Later they're at the park with Skips. "I'm Rigby!" The first one said. "No, I'm Rigby!" The 2nd said. "Hmm." Skips inspects their faces for a moment, and then turns to face Benson, (Y/n), Mordecai and Pops. "Yeah, I can't tell who's who." He said.

"There's only one way to solve this. Alright, I'm gonna have you do a couple of things and ask some questions. Whoever gets them right is the real Rigby, and whoever doesn't, I'm calling the cops." Benson said. Both Rigbys weakly punch Mordecai. "They both can't punch very hard." He punches both Rigbys, making them fall over and whimper. "They both can't take a punch." He added. Both Rigbys play a video game. "Ultimate fail." The game said. "They're both horrible at video games." (Y/n) said. Both Rigbys mop the floor. They both fall over from laziness. "They're both equally lazy." Benson said.

The Rigbys, Benson, (Y/n), Mordecai and Pops are back in the park. "Okay, how does Rigby like his BLTs?" Benson asked. "No lettuce, no tomatoes, hold the bread and double the bacon." The 2nd one said. Mordecai nods. "Correct. What did Rigby get for Pops' birthday?" (Y/n) asked. "Easy, nothing." The 1st one said. "Oh, it's true! T'was the best nothing I ever received." Pops said, and (Y/n) face palms. "Hm. Hm. Hm." Both Rigbys said to each other. "Rigby's high score in Strong John?" Benson asked. "Three!" The 1st one said. "Favorite cereal?" (Y/n) asked. "Sugar-frosted marshmallow clusters." The 2nd Rigby said. "Rigby's greatest fear?" Benson asked. Both Rigbys are hesitant to answer. "Well?" Benson asked. "Amusement park mascots!" The 2nd Rigby said. "Yep, you're Rigby." Benson said.

Rigby #2 approaches (Y/n). "Celebratory hug?" She asked. "Yeah." The two hug, and at the moment Rigby felt crushed. "Fine, fine! You guys wanna hang out with him? Go ahead! See if I care! I just hope next time you think twice about choosing a total impostor over your best friend, (Y/n)." Rigby began to walk away as a sly smirk appears on (Y/n) and she turns to Mordecai who also smirked. "Wait!" He points to Rigby #1. "That's Rigby." He said. "Huh? But-" Rigby said. "We knew it was you, dude." (Y/n) said. "What?! But why didn't you say anything?!" Rigby asked. "Heh, I just wanted to mess with you.

Only the real Rigby whines that much." (Y/n) smirks. "Hah! In your FACE, Doug!" Rigby said. Everyone gets ready to tackle Doug. "Uh..." he bolts off, but Skips tackles him and pins him down. Accepting defeat, Doug transforms back into his normal self. Outside of Pops' House, the police have arrived and have taped off a portion of the park. A Detective is talking to the whole group. "Yeah, the perps full name is Doug "The Doppelganger" Shablowski. He's been pulling this scam all over the country, but thanks to you, he can be brought to justice." He walks off. "Here he comes!" Mordecai said. Doug, handcuffed and being escorted by two police officers, walks by the group. "Hey, hold on a sec, I got something to say. Rigby, I want you to know...a guy like me? Ain't got a lot to be thankful for. But you?

You got friends, a nice girlfriend, a job, a nice warm bed...you got a good thing going here. Never forget that." Doug said. "Okay! Move it along!" The policeman and Doug enter a police car and leave. "(Y/n)'s not my girlfriend!" Rigby shouted after him. "Ugh, what a windbag. I thought he'd never shut up. I can't believe you guys thought Doug was me. You must feel like idiots, am I right?" (Y/n), Mordecai and Benson are not amused. Benson begins to shake with rage. "...Uh, right?" Rigby asked. "I'm the only one around here who hires and fires, so if you really don't wanna do your own job, I'd be glad to accommodate you. Otherwise, you're on toilet duty for the next THREE MONTHS!!!!!!!!! Unbelievable!"

Benson walks off. Rigby rubs his arm nervously before looking up at (Y/n). "Hey uh, (Y/n)?" He asked, and she looks at him. "Yeah?" She asked. "I... uh..." he sighs. "I owe you an apology. I should have listened to you. There was something wrong with him after all..." Rigby trails off, and she grins at him. "Hey, it's fine. We worked it all out in the end, right?" She asked.

She then turns to Mordecai. "Hey, Mordecai?" She asked softly. "Yeah?" He grunts angrily, looking at the ground, and she sighs. "Look, I know I was upset about the whole Doug situation, but... I shouldn't have called you stupid. I'm sorry." She said, and he sighs and turns to face her. "It's... it's okay. I owe you an apology too. I would never replace you. I shouldn't have said that, I'm sorry." He said, and she smiles. "It's okay, I messed up too." She said, and the duo smile at each other. "Hey guys," Rigby began, breaking the silence that came afterwards, and the duo look at him. "Wanna make an easy ten bucks?" He asked.