World's Best Boss

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(Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are eating cereal, and then they run off, leaving their bowls on the table. Benson enters the kitchen and puts the bowls in the sink and begins washing them. Pops is watching Benson from outside and has an idea. Muscle Man and and High Five Ghost are trying to dig up a tree stump with a shovel. Muscle Man wipes off his sweat and Benson pulls up beside him in the Golf Cart. Benson offers drinks to Muscle Man,

but Muscle Man only pours them all over his head and he and High Five Ghost run away. Back at Benson's office, where it's now five o' clock and (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man, High Five Ghost, and Pops are running by the door. Pops stops by Benson's office and tells him something. Benson doesn't seem interested and Pops slowly walks away. Benson continues his work

through the night and eventually leaves. The others are by a campfire where Pops notices Benson driving away so late. Pops then comes up with a plan and the next morning everyone is having a group meeting. All but Benson sit on the steps to the house. "Alright, everyone. Quiet down. We got the usual same old same old today... " Benson flips through papers on his clipboard as he reads aloud.

"Muscle Man and High Fives, mow the lawn. Skips, prepare the garbage disposal. And (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby, I need you to get rid of the possums living in the attic." Benson said. "Aw... again?" Mordecai asked. "Those guys are back like every week!" Rigby said. "Like I said: the usual same old, same old. If anyone needs me, I'll be in my office." Benson walks back toward his office. "Man..." Rigby said.

"Come on, guys...let's get the hose..." (Y/n) said. Everyone walks off, but Pops stays behind and watches as Benson heads back inside. "Everyone, wait!" The others stop walking. "What is it, Pops?" (Y/n) asked. "Shhh... Follow me." Pops leads the others behind some bushes. "I've brought you to my secret place to discuss Benson. Tomorrow marks the tenth anniversary of his employment at the park!" He said. "Ten years?" Thomas asked. "Yeah, he's been working here a long time." (Y/n) replied. "No wonder he looks so used up..." Rigby said, and (Y/n) slaps him.

"Ow!" Rigby shouted. "Be lucky Benson didn't hear you say that, you numbskull." (Y/n) scolds, and Thomas giggles. "I'd like to present him with a gift at tomorrow morning's meeting as a token of our appreciation." Pops said. "That's a great idea, Pops." (Y/n) said. "Yeah, guys like Benson need recognition to feel good about themselves." Muscle Man said. "Well, then, what should we get him?" Pops asked, and everyone starts thinking aloud. "How about a wallet?" Mordecai asked.

"A new plaque for his desk?" Skips asked. "Porcelain cufflinks!" Pops said. "A box of-" Thomas gets cut of. "A gold-plated clipboard." Fives said. "A snow globe." Muscle Man said. "A batch of cookies?" (Y/n) asked. "Oh yeah! That's a good one!" Rigby said. "A box of-" Thomas gets cut off again. "A monogrammed business shirt?" Mordecai asked. "A box of chocolates." Skips suggested. "A new computer?" (Y/n) asked. "You got the money to pay for that?" Rigby asked her. "A box of-" Thomas gets cut off once again. (God, just let the poor guy speak!)

"A pair of socks." Fives said. Thomas stares, annoyed. "A box of-" he tries again. "A glow in the dark business tie." Muscle Man said. "A BOX OF PENS!!" Thomas shouted loudly. "Hmm... There must be something more meaningful we can give Benson." Pops said. "Oh, I know. Why don't we get him a mug that says, "World's Best Boss"?" Rigby snickers. "Am I right?" He asked.

"Hey yeah! That's not a bad idea, Rigby." (Y/n) said. Muscle Man laughs. "Yeah, that'd be awesome." He said. "I agree. That's the perfect gift for Benson." Pops said. Everyone except for a surprised Rigby agrees. "Wait, what? But he's not really the world's best boss. He's an okay boss. Not the best boss. That's the joke." Rigby said. "Dude, there's no such thing as the world's best boss. It's just a cool gift." Mordecai said. "Then it's settled. To the mall!" Pops said, and everyone cheers. (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, Pops, Skips, Muscle Man, High Five Ghost and Thomas walk to a mug stand called MUGS 'R' US, with it's clerk reading a magazine.

"Aw, yeah! Mug shop! Let's find this thing and then head to food court for some cinnamon buns." Mordecai said. They go to a slide of the different mugs, but none of them are the World's Best Boss Mug. "I don't see it. Anyone else?" (Y/n) asked, as she looks through them. "No." Thomas replies, as he searches as well. "Me either." Rigby said. "Keep looking. We'll find it." Skips said. Muscle Man taps Rigby's right shoulder. "Hey, Rigby." He said. Rigby turns and walks right into a mug in the shape of a butt. Muscle Man laughs, and Rigby wipes his face in disgust.

"Aw, sick, Rigby just touched this butt with his face." Muscle Man laughs. "Knock it off!" Rigby slaps Muscle Man's mug away. "Whatever, dude, just keep your face away from my mug." Pops walks over to the mug kiosk's clerk. "Excuse me, do you have any World's Best Boss mugs?" He asked. "Sorry, we're all out, bro." The clerk said. "Oh, no!" Pops said. "What?! People wanted that mug that badly?!" (Y/n) asked in surprise. "Let's just go home." Rigby grumbles. "No, dude, one of these stores has to have it." (Y/n) said. "Let's just split up and find it." Mordecai said. Everyone starts walking in different directions. Muscle Man and Rigby walk away together. Muscle Man laughs. "I still can't believe you touched that butt with your face." He said.

"Stop talking!" Rigby shouted. Mordecai searches for the mug, along with Pops, and Muscle Man, who spins a mug stand and stops when it shows mugs in the form of butts and starts laughing. Then a slide shows the different mugs, such as World's Best Secretary, World's Best Janitor and finally World's Best Boss, but it has a sign of Sold Out in it. After (Y/n) grabs a mug off a shelf, Pops is holding a mug that has a mustache similar to his.

Rigby then shows Pops and Mordecai a World's Best Janitor mug with the word 'janitor' crossed out and replaced with 'boss'. Then (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, Pops and Skips point at the mall map. Each then enter a different store and come out, disappointed. The park workers walk around the mall for a bit, then they sprint through a strange mug dimension, leading them into a giant mug. Finally they arrive to a store called 100¢ AND MORE. "This is the last store. If they don't have it, we're outta luck." Skips said. "They have to have it. Come on." (Y/n) said. Everyone enters the store and walk towards the clerk. "Do you have any mugs that say "World's Best Boss"?" (Y/n) asked. The clerk scratches his chin. "World's Best Boss", huh? Yeah, we have one more." He said, and everyone cheers. "Yeah, check the glasswork in the back." Everyone walks past the clerk.

"I can't believe we finally found it." Fives said. "Hey man, you got any, uh, World's Best Boss mugs?" Everyone suddenly stops and looks shocked. "Yeah, but I think those guys want it." The clerk points out the park workers. The man and the workers stare at each other, then begin to run towards the mug. The man dashes ahead of them through a stand filled with basketballs. Rigby tries to catch up to him, but slams against a passing mall cart. (Y/n) and Thomas chase the man in a toilet paper section, but the man throws the paper across the floor and Thomas slips, making (Y/n) fall onto him. "Oof!"

"Sorry Thomas!" She said. Skips, Muscle Man and High Five Ghost are looking for the man when they see him running into a section. "That way!" Skips shouted. They follow the man, but he then throws an entire stand onto them, trapping them. Mordecai sees the mug a few steps away, but both him and the man run up to the stand and grab the mug. "Let go!" Mordecai shouted. "It's mine!" As the two continue to fight, they both fling the mug into the air.

"NOOOOOOO!!!" In mid-air, Rigby tries to catch it. "I got it!" But he fails to catch it, and the mug smashes into a stand. The three of them look at the remains, shocked. "You're gonna have to pay for that." The clerk said. The man then runs away. "Scumbag!" (Y/n) shouted after him. Back at the house's kitchen, Skips is fixing the mug with glue and adding the last part of the broken mug. Muscle Man is holding a coffee pot, with Pops and High Five Ghost in the kitchen as well. "Did it work?" Pops asked.

Muscle Man pours coffee into the mug and is initially pleased, but the coffee spills from the mug's broken cracks, making it break. This annoys Muscle Man, who throws the coffee pot to the kitchen's wall and flips the table, proceeding to stomp on the mug pieces. "What are we going to do? We don't have anything to give Benson at tomorrow morning's meeting!" Pops said. "This sucks." (Y/n) said. "We'll think of something." Skips said. Rigby enters the kitchen.

"Guys! We found it!" He shouted. The gang are gathered around Mordecai on the computer. "They're selling it on this website. Check it out!" Mordecai plays the website's video. "Most bosses are horrible." A man is working on the computer and his boss enters his work station. "Your wife and kids can wait, Johnson! I need those reports NOW!" The boss shouted.

"Some are good." A woman working in a fast food restaurant is frying fries, and her boss comes to see her. "Nice work, Holly." The boss said. "A few are great." A business meeting is being held, and the boss enters with a pizza box. "Pizza party!" The meeting becomes a party. The screen changes to a figure of a man. It then shows "World's Best Boss" in red, with a question mark slowly appearing in the middle. "But only one can be the "World's Best Boss". And doesn't the world's best boss deserve the world's best mug?" The question mark shifts into a mug spinning around, and a man grabs it and starts drinking out of the mug.

"It's not just any mug, it's the best mug. The best mug in the world." He then throws the mug to the ground, rips his shirt off, and begins to play a key-tar. "Order Now!" The announcer said. "That's perfect!" (Y/n) said. "Yeah, and they guarantee overnight shipping." Rigby said. "What are you waiting for, bro? Order it!" Muscle Man said, and Mordecai clicks the order button. The next morning, everyone is waiting outside of the house. "Argghh! What's taking so long?"

(Y/n) asked in annoyance. "It should be here by now." Skips agreed. "I hope it arrives soon. Benson will be here any minute." Pops said. "It's probably just stuck in traffic." Muscle Man said. "Dude, Muscle Man, what's with the tie?" Rigby asked. "Yeah, did you dress up all fancy just for Benson?" (Y/n) asked jokingly, and everyone but Muscle Man snickers. "No! It's called business casual. I'm just trying to look nice for Benson's anniversary." Muscle Man said. "Were we suppose to dress up?" Thomas asked, and (Y/n) giggles. "Nah, we didn't have to. You're good, Thomas." She said.

A horn is heard and the delivery truck arrives. "Delivery." Mordecai walks to the delivery man and takes the signing paper. "Finally!" Rigby said. "Sign here, please." Mordecai signs the paper and two man carry out the package, which is unusually large. "Whoa." Thomas said. "What's with the giant box?" (Y/n) asked suspiciously. "Ehh... We ordered a regular size mug, right?" Skips asked. The delivery truck leaves. "That box is huge!" Rigby said.

"It must be full of packing peanuts or something." Mordecai said. "I'll open it." (Y/n) said. The female chipmunk walks to the package. "Benson will be so delighted wi-" Pops began, but stopped as (Y/n) opens the package, and she is hit by an arm inside it. "(Y/N)!" Everyone shouted worriedly. A second arm then appears and both of them tear the box in half, revealing a man. He smirks and drinks from the World's Best Boss coffee mug, sighing after a sip.

Pops, Thomas, Mordecai, Rigby, and Muscle Man come to check on (Y/n). "(Y/n), are you okay?" Muscle Man asked, and she groans in pain. "Dude, what's your problem?" Mordecai asked. "Yeah! You can't just hit a girl like that!" Rigby snapped. "Not cool dude!" Thomas said. "If you order the World's Best Boss mug, you have to be prepared to meet the world's best boss." The man raises his arms. "Woo!"

He walks towards the park workers. "Doug McFarland. At your service." He said. "Who cares who you are? Give us the mug!!" Muscle Man shouted angrily. "I'm afraid I can't do that. Only the world's best boss can drink from this mug." The man drinks from the mug. "Well, Benson is a far greater boss than you!" Pops shouted. "And even if he isn't, we paid for that thing, so hand it over!" Rigby shouted. Doug laughs. "Or else what?" The park team huddles and Skips talks first. "We don't have time for this. Benson will be here soon." Skips said. "He's only one dude. Let's just take it from him!"

Muscle Man said. "Yeah, plus we need to get payback for what he did to (Y/n)." Thomas said. "Yeah!" Everyone said. "Alright, Doug. Hand it over." Mordecai said. The team starts to walk up to Doug, but he pulls out his phone and dials for help. Four vans and a Motorbike reverse and dump boxes: one man breaks out of a box, then two more men break out of another box, then another man who is carried in by two people rips through the packaging.

The last box on the motorbike breaks open with a strong man coming out of it. The park team stands together, looking shocked. "Uh oh..." (Y/n) said worriedly. "Uhh..." Rigby said. The men who have broken out of boxes come together and line up next to Doug. He takes another sip from the cup. "Oh, did you meet my staff? The best in the biz. They got me this mug, so you're gonna have to work it out with them." The park team clenches their fists and raises them. "Not a problem." Mordecai said.

"Ok, team. Top priority on today's agenda: teach these losers how we do business." Doug's employees and the park team line up and face each other. The employee at the front of Doug's line then shouts, and the park team does the same, starting the battle. Both lines then charge at each other and begin to fight. Mordecai punches one of the employees, but Pops gets punched by one. Rigby flings himself onto the strongest employee's face, growling.

The employee swiftly pushes him to the ground, however. Muscle Man tackles an employee, but gets punched right after. Thomas and another employee walk by, tussling. (Y/n) jumps onto one and bites his arm. "Looking good, gentlemen." Doug raises his mug in the air and takes a sip out of it, whilst walking forward. "Extra vacation days for the guy with the most knockouts!" McGinley punches Mordecai to the ground. "I'm liking the initiative, McGinley." Doug takes another sip out of the cup. Muscle Man is being held down by one of Doug's staff when the employee receives a telephone call and answers it. "Rogers, shred the T.I.E. report." He said. "T.I.E. report?" Rogers asked. Doug points to Muscle Man's tie with his cup. "Yeah, the T.I.E. report." He said.

Muscle Man looks down at his tie. "Oh no, bro." Rogers is on the phone to Doug. "I'm on it, sir." Rogers brings in a transparent paper shredder, switches it on, and places Muscle Man's tie into the shredder blades, with him still tied to it. Muscle Man's tie is being shredded bit by bit, with Rogers holding him down. Muscle Man then starts to squeal in worry. Benson suddenly comes walking in the scene with his clipboard, looking at the papers. "Guys, none of the chores were done yester—"

Benson briefly pauses to look at the chaotic fight unfolding in front of his eyes. "What the...?" He then holds both hands up in the air, the clipboard being in one, and yells: "What are you guys doing?!" "Uhhh..." Mordecai grunts. "Can you come back in a couple of minutes?" He grunts again. "It's suppose to...be a surprise..." he said, being strangled by one of Doug's staff, he speaks hoarsely. Mordecai gets punched, making him groan. Doug then turns around after seeing Benson,

and walks towards him. "Oh. So you must be Benson. Can't say I'm impressed with what I've seen so far." Doug raises his arms. "Wooo!" He said. "What?" Benson asked. "I can't believe your employees thought you deserve this mug." He insulted. "Mug?" Benson asked. "What is this guy talking about?" He asked his employees. "We wanted to get you a World's Best Boss mug for your anniversary!"

Rigby gets punched down and shouts in pain. "That's ridiculous, I'm far from being the world's best anything. And why would I want a mug? Just stop, guys." Benson said. (Y/n) has her arms held back by an employee. "No! You deserve it, Benson! You're a good boss! You were kind enough to hire me back when I had nothing!" (Y/n) shouted, then gets punched by a different worker. Pops stands off with an employee. "Indeed! You've never missed a day of work!" The employee punches him, and he falls down the house's steps.

An employee sweeps his leg under Skips, and he falls flat under the garage door. "And you stayed later than anyone else." The garage door of the house is dropped onto him. "Oww!" Thomas is kneed into the chest and he falls to the ground, holding the hit spot. "You always remember my name..." he said in pain. Rigby's head is being held by a hand. "And even though you're mad most of the time, its usually our fault...!" Rigby groans as he's elbowed into the ground.

"Aw, how sweet." Doug takes a sip from the mug. "What are you doing? Call off your guys!" Benson shouted frantically. "You can't stop in the middle of a job. Let the employees work it out." Benson looks at his reflection on the World's Best Boss mug, and frowns. He then sees Muscle Man being held down by Doug's staff, his tie nearly shredded while he continues to squeal.

He then looks over to see two guys holding (Y/n) and one punches her right in the stomach, causing her to lose air. Benson becomes angry, runs towards Muscle Man, and punches the staff holding him down. The employee loses his grip, and Muscle Man grabs the shredder and puts it over the staff's head. He then kicks the employee's head and he falls to the ground. Benson and Muscle Man run towards Skips. "What are you doing?" The strong employee is about to step on Skips' head,

but Muscle Man lunges towards him from behind and crushes his head into the side wall of the stairs. He grabs the man and throws him down on the ground while Benson frees Skips. "Stop them!" Benson and Pops are back to back, punching any of Doug's staff that approach them, and High Five Ghost frees Mordecai by pulling on one of the employee's shirts and pushing him off the balcony of the house. Thomas, Mordecai and Rigby then attack the guys hurting (Y/n).

"Everybody together!" Benson shouted. Benson, (Y/n), Thomas, Mordecai, Pops, and High Five Ghost break the banister and use it as a charging pole. They push three of Doug's employees into the other banister and they fall into the bushes. "No, you can't do that!" The park team gathers together and approaches him, who is still holding the mug in his hand. "What kind of a boss are you?" Doug asked. "The world's best boss." Benson punches Doug and he falls backwards,

dropping the mug and landing in the delivery van. He then falls on the hand brakes, hits the side window, and falls onto the acceleration pedal. This drives the delivery van forwards, where it collides with a passing truck and turns into an obliterated black mess. (Y/n) then picks up the mug and wipes it with her paw. "Here, Benson. You earned this." She said. Muscle Man swings his jumper in the air.

"Woo-woo!" He said. Benson takes the mug. "Thanks, guys. I know that I'm not the best boss in the world, but it's nice to have a mug that says that I am. Now..." the field is covered with employees laying on the ground. "CLEAN UP THIS MESS OR YOU'RE ALL FIRED!!!" Benson walks away with the mug in his hand, and the park employees stand in silence for a few minutes. "Yup, that's the world's best boss alright." (Y/n) said, and her friends laugh.

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