(Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby, Muscle Man, and Fives were all having lunch together. Muscle Man and Fives began beatboxing. "Classic grilled cheese Add bacon if you please." Mordecai rapped. "If you want it come and get it 'Cause we'll eat it in breeze!" Rigby continued. "Got bread." (Y/n) said. "Times two." Rigby said. "Got cheese  Por vous ♪ Got that bacon That'll make you go," the trio rapped together. "Oooooh!" The group said. "Bacon! Ba ba-ba-bacon! Ba-ba-ba-bacon! Ba-ba-ba-bacon!"

The trio rapped. "Are you all done, sir?" An employee asked as he points at Rigby. "Yeah we're done." Rigby said, and he takes their trash away. (Y/n) sighs. "I guess we should head back." (Y/n) said. The group walk to the doors and Rigby reaches to open them. "Not to be rude, but, uh-- hmm, how do I say this..." Fives said. "Your hands are really gross, bro." Muscle Man said bluntly. "What?" Rigby asked, then looks at his paws to see cheese on them. "If you're gonna shove it down my throat, Fives..." Rigby glares at him. "Sorry, I'd want someone to tell me." He said quickly

"I'll just use one of these moist towelettes, and it will be fine." Rigby said, walking over to them, but the woman at the desk slaps his paw away. "Aaah!" She shouted. "Huh?' Rigby asked. "Hey! That was rude!" (Y/n) shouted. "I'm sorry, but these are for V.I.P. members only." Becca said. "V.I.P. member?" Rigby asked. "That's a thing here?" (Y/n) asked curiously. A man walks in. "'Scuse me. V.I.P. coming through." The man shows her his golden VIP card. "Thanks, Rick. Here's your complimentary V.I.P. merchandise." Becca said as he held out his food and clothes, and put a hat on his head. "Later, normies." The man said as he walks off.

"Whoa." The group said. "And that sweet merch and moist towelettes aren't the only thing you get from being a V.I.P. You get table reservations in the V.I.P. room." She gestures to the white room. "Ooh!" The group said. "Complimentary tater tots." She shows them a batch, and Rigby tries to take one, but she slaps his paw away, and he rubs it in pain. "Ahhh!" The group said. "50% off anything in the Cheezers gift shop." She gestures to the gift shop and the group murmur to each other excitedly. "But the best perk is, if you present your V.I.P. card, you get access to our exclusive new sandwich, the "Pork Picnic"!" Becca said, showing them a screen for the add. "Slow-cooked baked beans, hearty coleslaw, and 3 different types of barbecued pulled pork... "

A man in the commercial takes a bite. "Mmm-mmm! Now, that's lip-lickin' good." The woman pretends to be the voiceover man in the commercial. "It's available for only one week, for V.I.P.s only, and will never be released to the public!" She said. "Guys, huddle!" Muscle Man said, and the gang huddle close together. "I don't want to assume anything, but we're totally gonna become V.I.P.s and eat that sandwich, right?" Muscle Man asked. "Definitely." The rest of the group said, then turn back to the woman. "So, how do we become V.I.P.s?" (Y/n) asked.

"There are two ways you can become a V.I.P. Be an astronaut, or you've got to prove you're worthy. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but are y'all astronauts?" Becca asked. "Well..." Mordecai began, but stopped when he noticed (Y/n) glaring at him and shaking her head. "No." He said. "That's what I thought. Normie scum." She said. "Ouch." (Y/n) said. "Hey! Listen lady, we can be V.I.P.s just like a lousy astronaut, okay?" (Y/n) asked. "Man, I'm sick of these astronauts coasting through life, getting free handouts all the time!" Muscle Man shouted angrily.

"So, I guess you'll just need to just get to a computer, go online, and fill out the form to begin the grueling application process, scum!" The woman said. "Would you quit calling us that?" (Y/n) asked. "Dude, what the heck? Maybe it isn't worth it." Rigby said. The group then sees a man eating the sandwich. "Mmm! Aw, man, it sure tastes good to be a V.I.P." he said, and the group drool at that sight. "We got to get to a computer!" Mordecai said, and the group dash out of the restaurant.  Later, the group is in the computer room, waiting for their turn while Pops is using it. "Hmm...Hmm, hmm. "H," "U," "M," "M" again, "I," "N"..

He said as he types on the computer slowly as the gang watch impatiently. "Look Pops, can we please just borrow the computer?" (Y/n) asked. "Oh! I won't be long. Lets see... Lost my train of thought. "H"... Pops continued, and the group groans. Muscle Man quickly runs to the computer. "U-M-M-I-N-G B-I-R-D! Done!" He shouted as he types the rest of it in quickly. "Thank you, Mitch." Pops said. Pops then sets a hummingbird wallpaper on the computer before walking away. "All done. The computer is yours." Pops said as he left the room. "Thanks, Pops." (Y/n) said, then began to type on the computer.

Time Skip

"Okay. It took six hours, but we finally finished the form." (Y/n) said as she shows the form to Becca once the group is back at the restaurant. "Okay. So, we've got applications for Mordecai, Rigby, (Y/n), Muscle Man, and Hi Five Ghost. "All right. You guys are officially V.I.P.s..." she began, and the gang cheer. "Pork picnic, here we come!" Muscle Man shouted. "...as soon as you put all these fliers on the cars outside under the hot, blisterin' sun." Becca said as he held up some fliers. "Are you serious?!" (Y/n) asked in shock and disbelief. "What?! But I thought the application was the last thing we had to do!" Rigby shouted.

"Oh, honey, I would never say something like that." Becca said. "I'm not sure if this is a good return on our investment, guys." Fives said. "Well, that's fine, if you really don't want the Pork Picnic sandwich, available to V.I.P.s only, with our patented three types of dipping sauce. The real chance of a lifetime." Becca said. "Okay, we'll do it!" Rigby shouted.

"We'll do whatever it takes!" (Y/n) shouted. "I can practically taste that hearty coleslaw right now." Muscle Man said. The gang end up putting fliers on multiple cars. Then pick up all of the trash, with Muscle Man's bag falling on Rigby when he throws it in. Next, the gang is doing experiments in which they eat a sandwich only to be electrocuted after every bite, as well as cleaning and mopping the floor and tables. The gang look at the VIP members area hungrily. Later, they're exhausted and are lying on the benches.

"Oh, my stars! You guys have done so much work around here! It looks like a whole new Cheezers!" Becca said. "Thanks." The group say dully. "How much more stuff do we have to do to be V.I.P.s?" (Y/n) asked. "Oh, just 65 little ol' things!" She said, and the gang stood up angrily. "Are you serious?!" Rigby asked. "65?!" (Y/n) asked. "It kinda feels like we're doing all your chores for you." Fives said. "There's got to be a shortcut to being V.I.P." Muscle Man said. "Shortcut! Shortcut! Shortcut!"

The gang shouted angrily. "Guys, I know this is hard, but you got to keep your eyes on the prize. Now do you or do you not want that succulent Pork Pic-nic sandwich?" Becca asked. "Yes." The group said. "Where are your manners?" She asked. "Yes, ma'am." The gang said. "There they are! Now, there's an overflowing grease trap that's lardin' up." Becca said as she gave (Y/n) the keys. "Y'all better get on that. And don't forget to lock up! Good luck!" She walks away.

They see her drive away in a pink car. "Whoo-hoo!" She cheered. "I hate her." (Y/n) growled. "This sandwich better be worth it." Muscle Man said. "Oh, but it's totally worth it." An unfamiliar voice said. "Who said that?" (Y/n) asked, and Rigby gasps as they see an astronaut approach them. "I heard you. You are all on the verge of giving up. And why not? These chores will go forever." He said. "Shocker." (Y/n) said sarcastically. "The hostess is playing you for fools. Giving you run arounds. You're normies. No reserved table for you. No tater tots. No limited-edition sandwiches. Not astronaut. Human garbage." The astronaut said.

"That's a little hurtful." Fives said. "I think we've been insulted enough today, thanks." (Y/n) said sarcastically. "She is your enemy. If you want to be a V.I.P., there is another way that will challenge you to your core. Or you could just give up." The astronaut said with a shrug. "We've come this far. We're not giving up." Mordecai said. "What do we have to do?" (Y/n) asked. "I cannot say. I can only show you. Will you meet me here at 2:00 a.m.?" The astronaut asked. The group look at each other uncertainly, but nod. "Good. Heh, heh, heh..." he chuckles evilly.

Time Skip

"Are we sure about this?" (Y/n) asked as the group return to Cheezer's. "Yeah, this seems like some sort of shady astronaut underbelly of some sort." Muscle Man said. "You guys want to become V.I.P.s and eat that sandwich, don't you?" Mordecai asked as they approach the astronaut. "Ah, good. You came." He opens up a door that leads downstairs. "This way." The gang walk down the stairs and he follows. At the bottom, there are a lot more people sitting around focused on something in the center: a sandwich. "So, what is it?" Rigby asked.

"Munster." The astronaut replied. "Eat! Eat! Eat! Eat!" The VIP members shouted. "So, do we have to eat that, or...?" (Y/n) asked, pointing at the sandwich. "I assume so." Rigby replied. "Eat! Eat! Eat! Eat!" The members continued chanting. "Fine, we'll eat it." Rigby said. Rigby walks over and takes a bite. "Wait, this isn't even Muenster! It's cheddar." Rigby said. "That is munster's food" The astronaut said. They suddenly hear loud banging underneath. "What's that?!" Rigby asked. "Uhh..." Mordecai said. The astronaut gives a thumbs up to another VIP member, then a thumbs down, and he pulls a lever, making the group fall.

They scream as they fall in. "Huh?' They asked as they look around. They see skeleton remains around them. "What's going on?" (Y/n) asked fearfully. "What the heck, man?!" Muscle Man shouted. "I thought you were gonna show us how to be V.I.P.?!" Rigby asked. "If you want to be V.I.P.s, you have to defeat the munster!" The astronaut shouted. "What are you talking about?" Mordecai asked. A lounge suddenly snatches the sandwich, catching the group's attention, and a monster soon appears. "Ohhh! "Monster," not Muenster! I get it now." Rigby said.

The monster's tongue then attacks Rigby. "Aaaah!" Rigby shouted. "Rigby!" (Y/n) shouted worriedly. She runs over and helps him up, then the gang begins to run away as it chases them. Rigby dodges a few tentacles and then the gang hit a dead end and scream, but the monster couldn't move any further due to being chained up. "He's at the end of his line!" (Y/n) said. Mordecai looks and notices a pile of garbage and points. "Over there!" The group ran for cover behind it. "Huh?" Rigby asked as he notices a gun. "Whoa." Rigby grabs it and aims it at the monster. "Eat this! Hwah!" Rigby fires, and an American flag comes out and stands next to the monster.

"Yeah!" "Whoo!" "America!" The VIP members shouted. "Rigby!" (Y/n) shouted. Rigby runs over. "What's that?" He asked. "We found a jetpack in the pile! We're gonna use it to fly out of here!" (Y/n) said. "You really think that thing's gonna carry us all?" Rigby asked. "I mean, we've got to try something." Mordecai said. "Everyone get on!" (Y/n) said. The six try to fly away on it but it doesn't work. "Aaaah!" They shouted as they fall back down. The jetpack flies into one of the chains, freeing the monster. The gang scream and take cover as the monster tries to attack. "What're we gonna do?!" (Y/n) asked. "We've got to get it under there.

Grab that American flag gun." Mordecai said. The group began to run. "You guys, lure it over there!" Mordecai shouted to (Y/n), Muscle Man and Fives. "On it!" The trio run off. Muscle Man grabs some Astronaut Ice Cream. The trio start waving their arms. "Yoo-hoo!" Muscle Man shouted. "Over here!" Fives shouted. "You want some of this? Come and get it!" (Y/n) throws it into the monster's mouth and it begins to cough. The trio scream and begin to run once the monster recovers and begins to chase them. "Okay, aim at the grate!" Mordecai said. The trio turn to see them running towards them. "Bros! Mission accomplished!" Muscle Man shouted. He, Fives and (Y/n) stand beside them.

"Rigby! Shoot now!" (Y/n) shouted. "Choke on democracy!" Rigby shouted, then fires the gun, and the grate fell on top of the monster, and the monster collapses. "V.I.P.! V.I.P.! V.I.P.!" the members shouted. "Huh?" Mordecai asked. "What the...?" (Y/n) asked. A ladder appears and they climb out. the astronaut walks over. "You did it. You are now..." she takes off the helmet. "V.I.P.s!" She said. "What?!" Everyone asked. "Becca?!" (Y/n) asked. "Oh, my gosh. You completed the final task. Congratulations!" Becca said. "You were the astronaut?" Rigby asked, pointing at her. "Not just that." She said. The group recoil in fear as the monster appears behind them.

"Aaah!" They shouted. The monster was actually a machine which opens. "I was the monster, too!" She said. "Wha-- bu—" Mordecai asked, and the group look to see the suit was on the floor, then look back at Becca. "How did you...?" Muscle Man asked, pointing at the suit. "You see, that's what being V.I.P.s is all about. It's not just about being an astronaut. It's about workin' hard to earn your place among the cream of the crop. And you guys are definitely the cream of the crop." Becca said as she points to them. "We did it!" Mordecai said. "We're V.I.P.!" Rigby shouted. "All right!" Muscle Man pumps his fist. "Its over! It's finally over!" Fives sad as he cries tears of joy. The other members pick them up and carry them as they cheer, and Becca reveals six V.I.P cards. Later the gang each try their own sandwich. "Mmm-mmm." Rigby said.

~Reality~

"And it was the best day of our lives." Rigby said, and (Y/n) raises an eyebrow. "That's a really roundabout way to tell me you want to go to Cheezer's."