(y/n) pov

Me,Charles,and Arthur are still walking around trying to find anything fun to do.We were about to go back until i smelled something familiar.The smell of blood.

(y/n):Hey guys.

I said holding my hand stopping them in their tracks.

Charles:What is it?

(y/n):Follow me i can smell blood and it's coming this way.

I said pointing at the direction of the smell.

Arthur:Well lead the way.

And so we followed the scent of blood until we reached a abandoned warehouse.

(y/n):Well this looks like the perfect setting for a horror movie.

Arthur:Yeah the only thing missing is a giant monster grabbing you from the shadows and dragging back inside to kill you.

I then kicked the door off their hinges and we kept walking.Until we hear a voice that made raise our guard.

???Oh goodie more playmates.But what's this i smell something delicious.Looks like i'll be having a feast tonight.

And soon enough i could see a woman came out revealing her upper part to be naked while the lower part is still covered by the shadows.

(y/n):Who the hell are you?

???My name's viser handsome.Why don't you come here so i can show you a good time.

She said seductively.

(y/n):Sorry but i'm good.

Arthur:You have been chosen to reveal my existence to the world.You will witness what happens here today and you will tell of it later.

He then made a cross using his bayonets.

Arthur:Except you won't cause i've killed you.Hahahahahahahahahaha

(y/n):Oh my brilliant speech.And unoriginal.That's totally from boondock saints.

He then looked at my direction.

Arthur:What?No it isn't.I came up with it a week ago.

(y/n):Fine.

Viser:What do you handsome boys want.Is it my body because i'll give to you guys free of charge.

Arthur:It is you corrupt acclaim.It is your evil that will be sought by me with every breat-

(y/n):Boondock Saints.Seriously you must watch that movie religiously.Get it.

I said not letting him finish.

Arthur:Fuck it.Knife.

Viser:Knife?

3rd pov

In a quick succession two bayonets was lodge on both sides of her neck.

Viser:How dare you hurt me human.

She said as the rest of her body comes out of shadow getting a look of disgust from the three boys.

(y/n):You are one ugly motherfucker.

He said in disgust.

Viser:How dare you shame my beautiful body?

She then started groping her boobs.As magic circles started to form in front of them and they started shooting out lasers from it.Getting a 😶 expression from the three boy's faces.As they cannot comprehend the shit they just saw.

(y/n):That is the most craziest shit i have ever seen.And that's something since we have already seen some crazy and weird shit in our travels.

He said while dodging the lasers.Viser then tried to hit them with one of his hands but was stopped courtesy of charles using his metal thread to slice visers's left arms to bits.Then arthur came at viser and cut off his right arm.Earning a scream from the stray devil.

Viser:You filthy humans how dare yoy harm me.I am devil i'm much stronger than you all.

Then they jumped away only to reveal (y/n) with his two pistols out aimed at viser.He then open fire at viser shooting her with every bullet at every part of her of body.He then walked close to her.

(y/n):Any last words bitch?

Viser:Yeah.

But what they didn't know is that the arm Arthur cut off was moving it's was towards (y/n)'s direction.And he didn't have enough time to react as he was stabbed in the heart.

Viser:Fuck you.You piece shit.

But then (y/n) laughed maniacally.

(y/n):Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Viser:Impossible you should be dead.

She said with fear in her voice.(y/n) then took the arm that was lodge in his chest and pulled it out.

(y/n):You wanna know why i'm still alive.It's because i'm not human.

He said while walking towards viser.

Viser:Then what the hell are you?

(Author's Note:Say it with me guys.)

(y/n):A real fucking vampire.

He said as he aimed his gun at viser's head and shot it effectively killing her.

(y/n):Well that was something.

And they laughed but was interrupted by a group of people.

???What happened here?

(y/n) pov

I heard a voice and i looked at the direction and i could see a group of people.And what's interesting is that they all wear school uniforms.The first one has crimson read hair and blue green eyes.

The second one has black hair in a ponytail tied by a yellow ribbon and has violet eyes.

The third is boy with blonde hair and bluish gray eyes.

And the last one is a short girl with white hair and gold eyes.

But what's more suprising is that issei was with them.They're probably devils so we should be careful.

(y/n):Well it all started with a midnight stroll through the park.The air was clean.The moon was full.I was dying to sink my teeth into something.Get it cause i'm a vampire.

I said while laughing at my own joke.

Issei:Wait a minute you're a vampire?

Issei asked which make the others looked at him.

Redhead:Wait issei you know him?

Black haired girl:~~Yeah issei i didn't know you have a very handsome friend.~~

She said seductively with me feeling a shiver down my spine.

Issei:Yeah bochou this is one of the people i met a while ago.The one with the nun.

I could see the redhead smirk at what he said.

Redhead:Well then let me introduce myself i am rias gremory of the gremory household.

Oh fuck me she's one of the devil household i need to be careful she might try to get me in her peerage.

Rias:This is my queen akeno.

She said pointing at the black haired girl.

Akeno:~Hey handsome~

Rias:My knight kiba.

She said pointing at the blonde haired boy.

Rias:My rook koneko.

She said pointing at short white haired girl.

Rias:And my pawn issei.

She said pointing at issei.

(y/n):So what do you guys want?

Rias:Let me ask you guys a question do you guys play chess.

All three boys:Yes.

Rias:Well-

Timeskip brought to you by chibi (y/n) wearing a shirt that says bitch i eat people.

(y/n):So that's how you guys increase your numbers.So what does this have to do with our current predicament?

Rias looked at us seriously.

Ria:I want you three to join my peerage.

But i just laughed.

(y/n):Hahahahahahahahahahaha.Oh boy that's a good one.What's make you think that we're gonna join your peerage?

Rias:Well it's because you guys have no choice.I mean you're a vampire but you work for the church.That would only happen if you were being forced.

(y/n):Sorry to burst your bubble redhead but i was already part of the church.Plus the only reason why we're here is for my girlfriend.So no we're not gonna join you guys.

Rias:Then you leave me no choice.Kiba

I could see him summon a sword and attacked but before he could hit us Arthur already summoned two bayonets in his hand and blockes his attack.

Rias:Attack them.

(y/n):Uh,uh,uh i wouldn't do that if i were you.

Rias:Why?

(y/n):Look around you.

I could see them look around and they went wide eyed when they saw them surrounded by metal threads.

Charles:You shouldn't move because in just one touch i could move these metal threads cutting you all to tiny pieces.

(y/n):Buh-bye redhead.

Issei:Hey stop.I think i know why you want asia.It's because you wanna drink her blood is it?Because you're a blood sucking vampire.I'm gonna save asia from you.

I then tensed up at what he said.I could feel my anger boil inside me.

(y/n):You're really dumb are you?

Issei:What?

(y/n):Asia was already my friend at the age of five.We basically grew up together in an orphanage.If i only wanted her for her blood.She would already be dead by then.But no because i love her unlike you who only like her for her body.Plus i don't drink human blood because it's disgusting.I drink devil blood and might i say i feeling kinda thirsty.

I could see the look of fear in their eyes.

(y/n):Just kidding i already have some devil blood with me.

I said as he pull out a blood packet put a straw in it and started drinking.

Issei:What's that?

(y/n):Blood packet with a devil's blood inside it.

And with that we left.

Timeskip brought to you by chibi (y/n) singing shot through the heart.

3rd pov

(y/n) was currently walking back to the church.While Arthur and Charles were trying to find a place for them since they have enough money from their services they give.Until he saw asia along with freed walking.

(y/n):Where are yo two going?

Freed:Oh,me and you're girlfriend here are going for a walk.To see a disturbed man who's trying to summon devils.

Asia:Yes we need to stop him before he summons these devils.We must act quick though so we can't talk for now.

(y/n):Can i come with you guys?

Freed:Sure the more the merrier.

Timeskip brought to you by chibi alucard calling chibi seras police girl.

(y/n) and asia was currently in th second floor of the house they went to.Asia was putting up a barrier while (y/n) was just standing there guarding her.But then (y/n) smelled something familiar.The smell of blood.

(y/n):Asia make sure you stay here?I'm just going to look around a bit.

(y/n) then followed the smell of blood until it led him downstairs.But was horrified at what he saw.Bodies of people cut to literal tiny pieces.And there he saw freed laughing maniacally.

(y/n):What the hell freed?What's this?

Freed:Right a newbie!Well it's about time you knew.This is what the job is my dear.We disposed the unfortunate people that have been bewitched by these devils.And how were you able to find out that something's not right.

(y/n):Well it's because i smelled the scent of blood.So i followed it.

Freed:How were you even able to smell it unless-

Freed then widen his eyes at the revelation.

Freed:You're a vampire.

(y/n) then went silent.

Freed:So it is true.You are a vampire.

Freed then grabbed his gunned and pulled out his sword.And proceeded to attack him.He tried to shot him but he dodge it.But was suprised when they heard a scream.

Freed:What the hell?Asia what are you doing here?Are you done creating the barrier already?

Asia:Father why are you trying kill (y/n)?

Freed:Oh right,it turns out your boyfriend here is a vampire.

Asia:No it can't be true.

She looked at (y/n).

(y/n):Yes it's true asia i'm a vampire.

Freed then tried to attack (y/n) but was blocked by asia.

Freed:What the?Get out of the way!

Asia:Please don't hurt him.He may be a vampire but i know he's a kind person.So please let him go.

She said in a begging tone.

Freed:Enough of this bullshit.

He then slashed down at her cutting her clothes revealing everthing.She then tries to cover herself.

Asia:Ahhh!

Freed:Have you lost your damn mind!!!You know our fallen angel friend said not to do anything to you.But i don't give a damn right about now.

He said as he pinned asia to the wall.Started groping asia's left breast and rubbing the tip if his gun at her private area.

(y/n):Let go of her.

(y/n) then punched freed sending him to the wall.

(y/n):Come on asia let's go-

He was cut off by freed cutting his head off.

(Author's Note:DECAPITATION!!!!)

Freed:Now that that's over.Shall we continue?

He looked back to see asia gone and also (y/n)'s head.

Freed:Oh come on.Well you know what time is it?

We then see asia walking while holding (y/n)'s but finally stopped to rest

(y/n):Asia,asia,you are reading your boyfriend's mind put my head between your boobs.

She then put his head between her boobs.

Asia:Now i'm all alone.The only one i had left was you.

(y/n):(muffled)Very good now the next thing i want you to do is put me between your legs.

Just then a sword came flying out of nowhere and hit (y/n)'s head nailing it to the wall.

(y/n):Goddammit.

We can then see freed walking up to asia.But was interrupted by issei walking through the door.

Issei:Hello there.The devil you summoned is here.

He then looked at the scene before him.Asia naked while a priest holding a gun and was there.

Freed:Well,well,well looks like the devils finally here.

Issei:Asia.

Asia:Issei.

Freed then shot issei in the leg.

Issei:Ahh!Why does this hurt so much?

Freed:Well those aren't just ordinary bullets.Those are bullets blessed by a priest.Very deadly to devils.

Freed then tried to attack issei but was block by Arthur.

Arthur:What the hell do you think you're doing you crazy catholic sociopath?

Freed:Well looks like another one more to kill.

Arthur:Where's (y/n)?

Freed:Oh you mean the vampire.I killed him.

Arthur:Killed him?

Freed:Cut off his head.

Arthur:Well that's step one.How about steps two through ten?

Freed:Ah christ.

He then looks back behind as a swarm of bats came in and soon transform into (y/n)

(y/n):You done goofed.

Freed:How the hell did you do that?

(y/n):Fuck you that's how.

Freed:You know what?I've had enough of this.To hell with you all.

He then threw down a flashbang and when it subsided he was gone.

Arthur:Come on (y/n).Let's get asia out of here.

(y/n):Okay.

He then picked up asia bridal style and left with the pervert screaming for (y/n) to come back.He then looked back and saw red light illuminate the room he was in.And he knows that was gremory and her entourage.

-------------------------------------------------------------Author's Note:Wow two chapters in a row.A new record.And please vote for those who you want to be in the harem.But a big no for rias or the fallen angels.The voting ends until jan 30.And may the force be with you.