All Emperors on any given romance stories ever: Lol I'll take you to my bed and make you serve my manly needs. Also I want HEIRS asap!!!

Papa: I pribibly shild till yi this first ind firmist, Giniti, that I did nit intind ti pridic hirs by this mirig.

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Gigi: You cannot keep sleeping with your son, he's grown up!

Papa: But that's my emotional support son!