White: YANG IS MINE!!

Leon: Oh dear Arceus.

Sere: DIBS ON WEISS!!

White: BUMBLEBEE!!!

Leon: NO!! BLACKSUN!!

Sere: NO!! FREEZERBURN!!

White: YOU WUT MATE?! WANNA GO?!

Brock: Hey Moon can you fix them seeing as you're a pharmacist?

Moon: No sorry, they're beyond fixing and it's too late..

Lillie: Yo don't be so blue, the object that floats and lights up the world during the night!!

Gladion: Lillie you could have just said Moon.

Lillie: WANNA GO BRO?! YOU WANNA GO?!

Leon: I'm damaged...

Sere: Far too damaged..

White: I don't think anyone is that addicted enough to know what musical is that from.

Leon: BLACKSUN IS BETTER MATE!!

White: EXCUZEEEEE MEH?! YANG CAN PRETTY MUCH MARRY ANYONE OKAY?!

Sere: Wait even Ruby?

White: Ew no.

Leon: What about Zwei?

White: Well if it becomes human then yeah.

Misty: What are you guys talking about?

White: RWBY.

Serena: We still don't know what that is.

Ash: I was gonna ask what it was then it HIT me...

White: ...

Sere: ...

Leon: ...

Ash: ONE PUUUNNNNNNNN-ch

Lillie: YO THAT WAS LIT YO!!

Serena: OH WE'RE NOT GONNA GO BACK TO THAT YO THING!! I HAD TO SUFFER ONE WHOLE EPISODE WITH TWO BROTHERS THAT KEPT ON SAYING YO AFTER EVERY SENTENCE!! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SUFFERED?! DO YOU KNOW?! AHHHHHH-

*Beep*

White: Woah what happened to Serena.

Sere: I don't know ask the one making the chapter.

Leon: That's us.

Sere: Oh.

White: But still am I the only one that finds volume 5 one of the best season yet?

Sere: I liked volume 2.

Leon: Volume 3 was tragic yet awesome! Yang always CUTS through the competition afterall...

Ash: ONE PUUUUNN-

White: HEY!! THAT JOKE WOULD COST ME AN ARM AND A LEG!!

Sere: OH DEAR GAWD STOP WITH THE BAD PUNS!!

White: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS YOU CAN'T MAKE ANY PUNS!!

Sere: BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO!!

Leon: JUST DO IT FOR PUN!!

Sere: ...AAHHHHHHH-

*We'll be right back!! Brought to you by terrible RWBY memes*

White: OKAY!! LET'S DO THE DARE!! LILLIE THE HONORS!!

Lillie: OH YEAH Y-

Serena: I will kill you if you say Yo :3

Lillie: Yes Mistress Serena.

Moon: Holy sh-

Gladion: Ah yes, fear...if only fear could give me the strength to fight the evil in this world...

White: Just-Lillie.

Sere: DOKI DOKI!!

Leon: SHUTTUP!!

White: MONIKA!!

Sere: YURI!!

Leon: Ew no.

Sere: T-T

Lillie: I dare for Ash to punch someone they hate for 10 minutes.

Ash: AHA!! FINALLY!! THE PUNCHLINE!!

Serena: I'm starting to hate you Ash.

Ash: WHAT?! NO!! I MUST NOT LOSE YOU!!

Serena: W-What?

Ash: YOU'RE IMPORTANT TO ME SERENA!!

Serena: Really?

Ash: Yeah, I mean, who would give me sweets?

Serena: ...

White: Waw.

Arceus: You.

Dawn: Are.

Misty: Such.

May: A.

Iris: Kid.

Ash: So I must now punch someone I hate!!

Gary: And that is?

Ash: MY WORST ENEMY!! MOSQUITOS!!

White: *facepalm*

Leon: LET THE MEMES BE REVIVED!!

Sere: LET THE MEMES STAY DEAD!!

White: You know what? I dunno anymore.

Ash: YOU!! *Points at mosquitos* SHALL!! DIE!! ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA-

*ten minutes of Ora Ora later*

Ash: I HAVE CONQUERED!!

White: You freaking missed every mosquito and ended up killing the crew except me.

Ash: Oh.

White: Now what do you have to say about that young man?

Ash: IT'S JUST ANY ORDINARY THURSDAY!! (Winks at the audience)

White: Can I kill you?