Cash Me Outside How Ba't That?

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I remember when I was a kid I would watch this video non stop xD

Hope you enjoy this bloody chapter xD

Warning!! PG IS DEAD!! I REPEAT PG IS DEAD FOR THIS CHAPTER!!!

White: *crying*

Gary: What's wrong with her this time?

Misty: If it's her then it must be amour related

Sere: You guys are so WRONG!!!

Ryan: Prez you okay?

White: I just now realized.....

Serena: What's wrong author chan?

May and Dawn: YAY!! NORMAL SERENA IS BACK!!!!!

Ash: What's wrong?

White: My childhood...WAS ALL ABOUT THIS ONE SONG FROM CLANNAD!!!!

May, Dawn, and Serena: DANGO DANGO DANGO DANGO!!

Sere: DANGO DAIKAZOKU!!!

Ryan: *shudders* tell me about it...you never shut up without finishing that song..

White: But I never did (⊙_⊙)

Ryan: Exactly (ಥ﹏ಥ)

Brock: I feel sorry for the kid

Misty: Atleast he has a girlfriend ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Brock: (TヘT)

Ash: Don't worry Brock! You'll find her someday!

Brock: EASY FOR YOU TO SAY!!! YOU ALREADY FOUND HER WHEN YOU WERE 7!!!

Ash: Who's that?

Serena: (T▽T)

White: ANYWAY!!!

Bonnie: TODAY IS SPECIAL!!!

Sere: AND MORE BLOODY THAN EVER!!! REJOICE EVERYONE REJOICE!!

Everyone except Sere:........Wooh?....

Sere: HEY!!! C'MON, IT'S NOT LIKE THIS THE FIRST TIME YOU EVER DIE IN THIS SHOW!!

White: Annnnnndd there goes the eighth hundredth fourthwall....

Ryan: Prez, I think the readers are able to get in now..

White: Gee...YOU JUST MADE THE WALL WORSE YOU IDIOT!!!

Ryan: IT'S NOT Y FAULT!!

Sere and the girls: THEY ARE FIGHTING?!?!?! AHHHHHH!!!! THE END OF THE WORLD IS COMING!!! ARCEUS HELP!!!!

Arceus: I can't help you with that...PEACE YOU NIG-

The girls: THANKS ALOT YOU LAZY GOD!!!

White: CASH ME OUTSIDE HOW BA'T THAT!!

Ryan: ENOUGH WITH THE MEME!! YOU'RE BECOMING SO MUCH LIKE GARY!!

White: AND YOU'RE BECOMING A PART POOPER!! YOU'RE NOT MY RYAN BEAR!!

Ryan: (o_O)

Everyone else: (⊙_⊙)

The readers: Σ(O_O)

Everyone except White and Ash: SHE ISN'T DENSE FOR ONCE!!!

Ash: What's going on?

Serena: *sighs*

Clemont: Why do you even love him?

Serena: Why? You jealous or something?

Bonnie: I DON'T SHIP IT!!!

Sere: OF WITH HIS HEAD!! WHICH MEANS THE READERS!!

*throws Clemont out of the protected zone and into the readers*

Clemont: I LOVE SCIEN-*ded*

White: I actually like that shipping....

Sere: What was that?

White: NOTHING!!!

Bonnie: LET'S GET THE BLOODY DARE STARTED!!

Serena: BONNIE?!

Ash: WHY YOU DO THIS TO US?!

Gary: HANG IN THERE BAB-*gets hit by a truck*

Sere and White: NO MORE MEMES ARCEUS DANGIT!!

Ryan: Uhhhh...Anyway...

Bonnie: THE FIRST DARE!!!

White: From big bro Conor117 I dare for an Amour-Yvonne switch shipping (Ash+White=Denseshipping and Ryan+Serena=Isinlovewithanidiotshipping)

Ryan and Serena: WHAT?!

Ash and White: COOL!! What does that mean? :3

Brock and Cilan: *facepalm*

May and Drew: It's basically setting about switching your romantic partner...

Sere: CONTESTSHIPPING FTW!!!

Dawn: HEY! IKARI IS BETTER!!

Paul: *facepalm*

White: Okay!

Ash: Sounds fun! Right Prez?

Ryan: OH YOU DID NOT JUST STEAL MY NICKNAME FOR MY WOMAN!!

White: it sure does Ashy!

Serena: *mount Serena exploded*

Ryan and Serena: YOU TWO SHALL NOT LOVE EACH OTHER!!!

Ash and White: What's up with them? Hey! It's like we can read each others minds! This is so cool!! Yeah!!

Ryan: FEEL MY WRATH YOU WOMAN STEALER!!

White: Oh hi Ryan!

Ryan: *stops*

Serena: NO ONE CAN TAKE MY ASHY!!

Ash: Hi Sere!!

Serena: *dies*

Sere: Well that was entertaining!!

Dawn: AMOUR IS STILL LIFE THO!!

May: AND YVONNE IS OTP!!

Bonnie: PLEASE BE MY SISTERS

Serena: BONNIE?!

Bonnie: How are you alive? I thought you died?

Sere: I revived her :p

Serena: I'm being replaced (;ω;)

Bonnie: Noooo!!!!! YOU STILL MY SOUL SISTER!!!

Serena: AND YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MINE!!

Bonnie and Serena: WAHHHHHHH

White and Ash: Uhhhh...

Ryan: Well that's something

Sere: NEXT DARE!!

White: By bbreafan I dare for perverted Ash and gangster Serena to do seven minutes in heaven (or maybe even more)

Ash: YES!!! YESSSSSSSS!!! YESSSSSSSS!!!!

Serena: EVEN MY COUNTERPART CAN MAKE HIM HAPPY?! LIKE WHAT THE F-

White: *snaps fingers*

Serena: OH GOD DAMMIT I'M BACK!!!

Misty: I DIDN'T MISS YOU AT ALL!!

Serena: Same back to you carrot face

Dawn: COOL SERENA IS BACK!!

Paul: Shut it troublesome

May: SHE'S SO COOL THAT EVEN RAMEN IS JEALOUS!! RIGHT RAMEN?

Ramen: *is getting eaten by Drew*

May: RAMEN?!?!? NOOOOOO!!! DREW!!

Drew: GOTTA GO FAST!!!

Gary: MEMES EVERYWHERE YAS!!!

Brock: This....I rather be in the other side of the wall right now..

White: Okay! *snaps finger*

Brock: I WAS KIDDING!! NOOO!!

The readers: EWW NOT HIM!! RUN GUYS RUN!!

Brock: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

White: Geez....

Ash: Hi Serena!!

Serena: Oh hey Asshole

Bonnie:HEY!!

Serena: I mean Ash....

Bonnie: Bonnie knows best!!

White: YOU GOT THAT RIGHT SISTA!!

Bonnie and White: *high fives*

Sere: *jealous*

Ryan: Well, Ash will a pervert in three, two, one...

Ash: Hey~ You call me an asshole because I could make a hole in your as-

Serena: Just...get in the effing closet so I can go back to my book..

White: *looks at the fourthwall*

Fourthwall: *barely intact*

*in the closet*

Ash: Soo~

Serena: If you want to die then go ahead idiot

Ash: I'll take my chances bab-

Serena: JUST...SHUT UP!!

*Seven Minutes later*

Sere: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!

White: Ryan what does #$/ $# mean?

Ryan: Prez, just no

White: Why?

Sere: He'll explain it to you when you guys are doing it as well ;)

Ryan: (⊙_⊙)

White: I'll open the closet now

The girls: NO!! JUST NO!!

Misty: Let them be there for awhile....

Dawn: Yeah....

May: I think my ears just died..

Drew: How exactly is that possible?

May: WHAT?

Cilan: Umm...

Iris: Hi I'm back from the stor-What happened here?

White: I don't know...

Ryan: Let's just continue..

Sere: By TheAnonymousSylveon I dare everyone except White to be a pervert

Everyone except White: O-O

White: Okay? In three, two, one..

Dawn: Hey White!! Never thought you had such a fine looking as-

White: THE PG!!

May: YEAH!! I think I would smear Ramen juice all over you~

White: What?

Paul: Hey troublesome, you look hot

Dawn: Thanks bab-

White: What?

Drew: Hey May, wants some ramen?

May: You know it!!

Iris: Hey Cilan want something sweet?

Cilan: YOU KNOW IT!!

Gary: My love will explode in a million pieces as long as I have you

Misty: Thank you ba-

Gary: MY HARAMBE PICTURE!!

White: 😂😂😂😂😂

Sere: I think I'll join Ash and Serena

Everyone except White and Ryan: WE'LL COME WITH YOU~

White: I don't get it :/

Ryan: Prez...

White: Hey you're still here! Thank Arceus for that!

Ryan: You're one naughty girl Prez

White: Say what now?

Ryan: walking around like that without anyone to protect you..

White: Uhhh....

Ryan: I need you...

White: Again...What do you need of me?

Ryan: How about I'll let you understand by this dare here by Pokechuu_ I dare for White to not be dense and have seven minutes in heaven with Ryan who is now a pevert-ish *snaps finger*

White: *blushes* Ryan don't...

Ryan: Don't want to disappoint your readers now don't ya?

The readers: OH MER GERD!!!

White: R-Ryan!!

Ryan: Hehehe*carries White to another closet*

*lots of "noises" later*

White: *all messed up* Is everyone okay now?

Ryan: I feel somewhat relaxed right now

The others: Us as well!

White: *shudders* Good for you then....

Sere: You seem very dirty right now White, what happened anyway?

White: You guys-*the non dense spell wore off* I have no idea

Sere: REALLY?!

Ryan: Whatever it is, must be very pleasant for us to feel so good!

Ash: Yeah!!

Serena: I remember being violent awhile ago..

Ash: I don't remember a thing! Must be just a dream Sere!

Serena: Alright then...

Sere: Well this next dare will be the best!!

White: What is it?

Ryan: I dare for Gary to shoot a Harambe poster

Gary: NOOOOooooOoooOoooOoo!!!!

Misty: YEEESSSSsssSssSssSs!!

Sere: DO IT!!! JUST DO IT!!

Gary: BUT!! BUT!!

Sere: DO I-

White: Just get on with it!!

Gary: *holding a gun* H-Harambe...goodbye.....

Misty: Cue happy song!!

In the arms of an angel....

Misty: SERIOUSLY?!!

Dawn: HEY!! GARY JUST KILLED HIS ONE TRUE LOVE!!

Misty: WELL FU-

White: LET'S GO ON WITH IT!!

Bonnie: Next dare is from MahinaShipping I dare for the girls to sing a yandere song while dressing up as Yandere Chan!!

White: WOOH!!

Sere: YAY!!

The rest of the girls: What?

White: LET'S DO THIS!!

The boys: I have never seen this girl be so...energetic from a dare before...

Ryan: It's her fangirl coming out

White: *snaps fingers*

All the girls are now dressed up as yandere Chan :p

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq7B44odQ00

Don't judge me for liking this song xD

The boys: (o_O)

The girls: *eyes twitching* Notice us....Notice us...NOTICE US!!

Ryan: EVERYONE RUN!!!

*Beep*

White: Well that was refreshing!!

The girls: Yeah it was!!

The boys:.......

Ryan: Umm by Amourshipper365 Digimon meats Pokemon

*one minute later*

Digimon characters: *ded*

Pokemon characters: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TRYING TO STEAL OUR COMPANY'S IDEA!!

White: Ehehehe

Sere: WELP!! THAT'S IT FOR NO-

Bonnie: NO!! THERE IS ONE LAST DARE!!

White: Really? *reads the dare*

Ryan: This will be something!!

Sere: By _Leaf-The-Trainer_ I dare for the characters to have a slumber part and they all have to confess about who their crushes are, or else they have to do seven minutes in heaven with someone random!

White: What's with the seven minutes in heaven thing?

Sere: I have no idea...BUT LET'S DO THIS!!

Serena: Ash

Misty: Gary effing Oak

Dawn: Plumhead~

May: Drew my buu~

Iris: Cilan

Sere: No one

White: Ryan I guess? Meh, I might just be hungry or something.

Ash: Serena

Gary: N-No one!

Paul: Troublesome...

Drew: Ju-I mean May!

Cilan: Iris

Ryan: Prez

Sere: GARY YOU HAVE TO DO SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN WITH SOMEONE!!

Gary: WHAT?! NO WAY!!

White: YOU didn't confess!! AND WE KNOW THAT WAS A LIE!!

Gary: OKAY FINE!! It won't be so bad after all!! Who would be the lucky babe?

Ryan: Ash

Ash and Gary: WHAT?!

Bonnie: YAY PALLETSHIPPING!!

Sere: YOU SPEAK MY LANGUAGE!!

White: GET IN THE CLOSET!!

*Seven Minutes later*

Gary and Ash: *fighting*

Ryan: Well that's it for now!!

White: Thanks for getting this book to 11k!!

Sere: We love you guys very much!!

Ash: Uhhhh guys!!

White: we hope to see you next time!!

Serena: YOU GUYS JUST BROKE THE FOURTHWALL!!

The readers: NARNIA!!!

The crew: BYE!!!!

White, Sere, Ryan: ON SECOND THOUGHT WE MIGHT DIE TODAY XD GOODBYE!!


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