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Meet Maddie (Ma)

"Skyler! Come on your gonna be late." Maddie yawned. Her hair was thrown up in a messy bun and she was in her pajamas.

Little Skyler jumped down the stairs. "I thought mommy was taking me to school."

Maddie frowned. "She's tired today, just.. get in the car kid."

Skyler skipped to the car. Maddie turned and saw Nev sitting on the counter, crunching on chips.

"Nev? What are you doing up? It's 6 am." Maddie rubbed her eyes.

"I'm hungry." Nev deadpanned.

Maddie growled. "You could have taken her to school!"

"K." Nev stuffed more chips in her mouth.

Maddie, now frustrated, stomped to the car.

...

She honked the horn. "MOVE A*SHOLE!" She screeched.

Meet Alli (Mommy)

Alli came home from the store and threw the groceries on the counter. "Can somebody help me?" She called out.

No answer.

Alli huffed and started to unpack the groceries. After she was done she walked to Skylers room.

"Hey mommy." Skyler said, she was playing on her new Xbox that Dust gave her.

"Sky your room is a mess. You can't constantly count on me to clean your room. I'm not just a stay at home mom. I have responsibilities. Clean it up." Alli crossed her arms.

"Nah." Skyler laughed and continued to play Overwatch.

Alli unplugged the Xbox and gave Skyler the horrifying "mom look"

Skyler gulped. "Okay. Yep on it, cleaning my room now."

Alli giggled. "Thanks sweetheart! Dinner will be ready soon!" She skipped out of the room.

"I'm scared."

Meet Danielle (Mom)

Danielle and Skyler went out shopping, since Danielle didn't know how to shop, she just let Skyler do her own thing.

"Mom! Can I have this?" Skyler pointed to a beautiful shirt. Even Danielle wanted to wear it.

"Sure hon. Let me check the pric-

$355.00

Danielle's eyes widened and she started choking on air. She slowly turned around and said to Skyler "No."

Skyler asked why. "Because it's expensive as f*ck."

"But mom!" Skyler whined.

Danielle groaned and threw her credit card at her. "Just take it."

Skylers eyes lit up. She ran around the mall and started to grab as many things she could.

Danielle nervously laughed. "I'm going bankrupt."

Meet Nev (Mother)

Nev blasted Dear Evan Hansen through the car speakers as she pulled up to the school.

"Ey! Skyler Grace!" She honked her horn.

"Crap." Skyler smiled nervously at her friends and ran outside and jumped in the car.

"Mother why." Skyler groaned and dug her face into her mother's sleeve.

"Because I can."

Sincerely, Me came on and Nev screamed the lyrics at the top of her lungs.

Skyler giggled and started to scream along with her.

And they screamed all the way home.

Meet Dust (Mama)

"Mom! Girls are talking crap!" Skyler yelled.

Dust perked her head up. "Names? Address? Social Security Number?"

"Lets go mama grab your gun!" Skyler tugged her arm.

"Ok whatever."

"YAY WE ABOUT TO KILL B*TCHES!" Skyler yelled.

"LANGUAGE!" Alli screamed.

                      The End