(hey look cringe!!! *points at diss book*)

https://youtu.be/FgxoZ1qi4JM

after getting a new pair cuz im b i g b a b y i also c r i e d m y s e l f t o s l e e p

i slept into a deep sleep i woke up in a unreasonabley big fucked up cherch?

as i got up looking u g l y a s e v e r.i looked around this place seems peaceful for it being more destroyed then my sex life then as all bullshit horror movies do....I SEE DA SMILING MAN

as i shouted in fear in my weak beta male baby voice "M I S T A P L E W A S !!"

and then he or it kicked my punk ass all over his place as i got up to run i knocked over a plazma tv destroying it

smiling man:....*sigh* that was a big FUCKING PLAZMA TV WITH NETKICKSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i cant remember this part probably due to the massive concussion i some HOW GAINED IN A DREAM....i decided to watch some jaystation 3am videos to get some motivation to write my totally real bullshit stories :D