Leighton | Lex

"Welcome to Tim Hortons, h-"

"Guess who?"

"Don't tell me. Lex?"

"Spot on! Did you miss me?"

"It's only been a day, idiot. Plus, why would I ever miss you?"

"So, you're not dreaming about me?"

"More like nightmares."

"Ah, so you have been thinking about me."

"No! I mean, yeah, but not in that way! But no, go away!"

"It's okay, blondie. I know I'm attractive."

"I haven't even seen you!

"Looks aren't the only way I attract females. My fantastic personality helps too."

"Fantastic. More like, non-existent."

"Could you repeat that, blondie?"

"YOUR PERSONA- why am I even doing this?"

"I don't know, why are you?"

"Argh, you're infuriating!"

"You know you love me, blondie."

"What drink do you want this time? Blonde espresso again?"

"Spot on again, blondie! You're getting good at this."

"Will you come in the store to pick it up this time?"

"Sorry, no can do. I'm stuck at a school event until late evening."

"So you're still in school. How old are you?"

"Why should I tell you?"

"I'll tell you my age if you tell me yours."

"Wow, this is the worst idea ever. Fine, you go first though."

"I'm sixteen."

Beep.

"You little bitch."