- accidentally bumped into my ex today...with my car...at 60mph...on purpose.

-Today is national animal day. Please take a moment to remember your ex.

-Ever looked back at your ex and ask yourself, 'Was I drunk the entire relationship?'

-My ex's Facebook status said, "Sucidal and standing on the edge.".....so I poked him.

-When your ex says "You'll never find anyone like me."  Just smile and reply, "That's the point."

-The feeling you get when you run into your ex and you're looking your best.

-That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to 'single' and your ex likes it.

-Don't cry because it's over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.

A/N- This one's a little short but I hope you enjoyed it. I'd like to say again that these quotes are for entertainment purposes only. By no means should they  be used to hurt someone's feelings so please guys, don't break my heart.