Disclaimer: None of these jokes belong to me.
- It's funny how the colors red, white and blue represent freedom until they are flashing behind your car.
- I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
-I didn't know my dad was a construction site thief, but when I got home all the signs were there.
-What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?I don't know and I don't care.
- "Describe yourself in three words." "Lazy."
- Shipwreck diary
Day 1: Alone. Doing well. Mentally sound. Met a crab.
Day 2: I have married the crab.
Day 3: I have eaten my wife.
-'I'm sorry' and 'I apologise' mean the same thing - unless you're at a funeral.
-Don't you hate it when people answer their own questions?I do.
-Research shows six out of seven dwarfs aren't Happy.
-My ultra-sensitive toothpaste gets really jealous when I use other toothpastes.
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