(Yes it's true, completely certified by our historian Raru-)

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Clishay - [In the Group chat] Someone talk 😩

Raru - I think Moana is dead

and that's why she could go to the realm of monsters

Clishay - OH SHI-

Raru - which is why in Polynesian Mythology Lalotai, the realm of monsters is also called the Land of the dead

and was inaccessible to mortals

Clishay - Well then, wht abt Maui? Idr his name

Raru - maui is a demigod

he is not fully human

Clishay - Hmm

Raru - he is also immortal

Clishay - Okay 👌

Raru - that or Moana is also a demigod

I can beach that up with actual mythology

Clishay - Grandma's genes?

Raru - exactly

Clishay - Wht if grandma was a demigod

-0

Raru - her grandmother's name is Tala

nop

Tala is the goddess of stars

Clishay - Fr?

Or is that from mythology

Raru - Mythology. Look it up. which is why she pinpointed maui's location using stars

Clishay - Ohhh

So grandma was actually special?

Raru - yup

also

Moana's mother's name,

Tala's daughter

is Sima

Clishay - Okay

Raru - in Polynesian mythology, Sima was the daughter of the goddess Tala

and her husband's name was

wait for it

..........

Maui

Clishay - ....

A moment of silence for this fact

Raru - thank you, I researched a lot

Looks like Moana was likely saving the world with her real father

Clishay - Ofc I was appreciating u, not bcz it was weird if Maui was the hus-

Raru - lmao

I mean this is disney

it's gotta have a lot of detailing

Clishay - Lmaoo

Raru - now, being the offspring of both a goddess's daughter and a demigod

Clishay - PLSSS

Raru - Moana is also likely a demigod

which explains why the "ocean chose her" and only her, only at that point of time

Clishay - 💀

Raru - and how it seems to bend to her command

how she was impervious to harm after her first boat incident where she almost drowned

Clishay - Every inch of me is trembling, but not from the core-

Oop

Wrong one

Raru - how SHE SURVIVED LALOTAI

THE UNDERWORLD

THE REALM OF MONSTERS

Clishay - How I can be the perfect daughter? But I come back to the water-

Neo - but that's just a theory

a film theory

and cut

Clishay - Disney films do a lot of research when using diff culture

Raru - exactly

Raru - @Neo yes, because it's of a film

obviously

Neo - I could've never guessed

Clishay - ?

Neo - okay but the og Polynesian Disney film was lilo and stitch

my entire childhood tbh

Clishay - Huh

PHINEAS AND FERB

Neo - THATS NOT POLYNESIAN BUT OFC THAT TOO

Raru - I never really watched Lilo and Stitch tbh

Clishay - LMAO I JUST SAID BCZ THAT WAS MY CHILDHOOD

Neo - theres a hundred and four days of summer vacation and annanana smthhh idk the lyrics but smth is here anannana end itttt

Clishay - I never really watched Lilo and Stitch tbh

I don't even know wht that is

Neo - LIKE MAYBE

Clishay - AANHASBHA EJJEJE GO AROUND

Neo - SMTH SMTH GIVING A MONKEY A SHOWER

Raru - It's another disney movie

Neo - lilo and stitch was so good, yall missing out

Clishay - Epic guitar riffs

Raru - I think Nani was described as the first disney woman who actually got proper anatomy

Clishay - Who now???

Raru - @Neo I could be wrong

Raru - Lilo's brother

Clishay - Who's lilo

Neo - sister***

nani was super pretty tho

Clishay - Moana was just a fraud who has a YouTube channel and films her adventures

Loco

Raru - oops yes sister

Neo - WHA LMAOO

Raru - I'm sorry what

did you just describe Peter Parker's vlogs

Clishay - 💀

Neo - and you ended it with just ''loco''

no context

Clishay - Nope

Raru - un poco loco

Clishay - WTH RARU

Neo - YOU MAKE ME UN POCO LOCO

Clishay - U MAKE CRAY CRAY CRAZY IN LOVE

Neo - LMAOO

Clishay - KUTCHUNEGAMONDE

Raru - yessss @Neo

Neo - did you watch atlantis

Raru - No

Raru - What color is the sky, ay mi amor, ay mi amor

Neo - it was so underrated istg all the characters were amazing and the plot was good and everything was amazing

Clishay - It's not really any color?

Raru - WRONG

you tell me that it's red, ay mi amor, ay mi amor

Clishay - ?

Neo - PLSS

Clishay - No I don't-

Raru - WHERE SHOULD I PUT MY SHOES, AY MI AMOR AY MI AMOR

@Neo take it away

Clishay - IN UR SHOERACK BAKA (Cli had recently learned that word)

Neo - Clishay have you not watched coco????

BAKA AHAHHAHA

Raru - lmaooo

Neo - what a sussy baka you are, Raru

i apologize

Raru - thank you for apologizing

I shall not count that insult

Clishay - "Clishay have you not watched coco????

I have-

long long ago, in the year 2018~

Neo - when did coco even come out

Raru - lmaoo

Clishay - when did coco even come out

Idr lmao

Raru - I think same year as olaf's frozen adventure

Neo - ofc ik when that came out

Clishay - When's that

Raru - sooo like between 2016-2018?

maybe?

Clishay - WDYM BETWEN

BRO

Neo - 2016 ....

Raru - it was 2017

Neo - no way dude

Clishay - A FILM IS A FILM

Neo - 2017???

THAT FEELS TOO EARLY

Raru - November 2017

Clishay - Lmao

Raru - ikr

but iss tru

Clishay - Frozen came out in 2013

We're so old

Neo - this is a spinoff

right?

Raru - ikrr

Moana came out in 2016

💀

Clishay - Second frozen came out 6 years later

2019

Raru - oh my god

Clishay - 💀

Neo - frozen was released like 3 days before my bday

Clishay - Wooo

Neo - weird flex ik

Clishay - Lol

Rub a dum dum dum

Neo - no more dream is older than frozen

Clishay - Oli

Neo - london

Clishay - 🤣💀

Raru has left the chat -

Neo - yeah shes sick of us

Clishay - :(

Neo - lmaoo

Raru - no no I'm here

work

Clishay - Yippee

Neo - ah so you were being studious

go on then

Raru - yes😒

I was

Clishay - Shine like a diamond

Raru - because I need to complete my frkn work

Clishay - Shine on to ur path to fame

Raru - that was due last week

Clishay - Oop

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