I'm so pissed that when I search "Endgame" there will literally be everything that doesn't make sense and that Endgame chess thing...

Like NO
I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT ROMANCE ENDGAME

I'M TALKING ABOUT THAT ENDGAME NOVEL BY JAMES FREY WHERE 12 TEENAGERS FIGHT TO WIN A PHYSICAL, DANGEROUS GAME (TO SAVE THEIR LINE FROM ETERNAL DESTRUCTION BY KEPLER 22B, WITH SO MANY REAL RIDDLES) AND THEY ALL CAN HANDLE GUNS AND KICK BUTTS BETTER THAN ANY NORMAL YA TEENAGERS PROTAGONISTS

LIKE YES I READ DIVERGENT
AND YES I LIKE TRIS
LIKE REALLY, SHE'S THE BEST
NOT LYING, I REALLY LIKE HER

BUT MATCH UP ANY OF THE 12 FROM ENDGAME TO TRIS, AND SHE'LL LOSE FOR SURE
I'M SORRY BUT I NEED REALITY CHECK AT TIMES AND THAT'S AN ABSOLUTE TRUTH (ONE OF THE GENTLEST OF THE 12 DISABLED A MAN JUST BY PINCHING HIS THUMB)

OH LOOK MY FAVORITE, MOST BADASS CHARACTER BETWEEN THE 12 IS A PSYCHOTIC CHINESE HACKER-BOMBER
YEAH, HE'S SO COOL AND I'M VERY DISSAPOINTED THAT I CAN'T FIND ANY FANFICS

JAGO TLALOC IS SERIOUSLY THE SWEETEST BEING IN THE WHOLE SERIES, (AND HE FIGHTS REALLY WELL TOO) AND HEY WHO WOULDN'T FALL FOR HIM??

Why don't I just write my own fic??
I'm sorry, but have you ever seen me write fanfics?
I can't do it??

I don't feel worthy enough??

If any of you found an Endgame: The Calling fanfic, no matter it's good or crap, please tell me because I need one

//PISSED rant over//