Background, my grandmother hates salt and refuses to use it in recipes even though it's needed, she also doesn't like my mom.

Mom:That woman won't use salt in anything, she hates it!

Me:Hey mom you're pretty salty, no wonder she doesn't like you.

Me three seconds later:Oh sheet I'm bout to die.

Mom:*laughing* tell your father what you just said!

Me:I don't wanna die today.*walks out of room*

That was the closet I've been to death for awhile. It was so good though! It was amazing, but also stupid. Oh whale I'm gonna go now, to buy boots and gloves, and a hat.