*the next morning, jax is woken up by a knock at the door*

Jax: *puts his pants on can't find his shirt and decides to go to the door then opens it* what?

Kyoka: um hi, your Jax Howlett right?

Jax: yes I am, can I ask your name?

Kyoka: oh right I'm kyoka jirou

Jax: let me guess your here for the fucking harem thing the government is forcing on me

Kyoka: yes I am, may I please come in

Jax: fine *let's her in and shouts to izumi* Izumi we have a guest, make sure your wearing clothes

Izumi: *comes down in Jax shirt and her panties with a noticeable limp* so what's for........... breakfast, let me guess your here for the harem and just want his dick

Kyoka: yes I'm here for the harem, but also I'm here because it's my only chance of finding love

Jax: what do you mean?

Kyoka: most people, even in this society, look down on people like me

Jax: why is that?

Kyoka: *getting upset* look at me, I've got not tits or ass, I've got a useless quirk and I'm not pretty, not to mention I'm a freak

Izumi: what do you mean by freak?

Kyoka: I'm bisexual, I also defend men's rights so I'm an outcast

Jax: so you figured if you join you'd actually find love?

Kyoka: also any girl that joins gets money, but it's for my parents

Izumi: continue

Kyoka: they've fallen on hard times recently due to the prime Minister having it out for my mother for marrying my father

Jax: remind me to kick her ass

*Jax would pull Izumi aside and the two would discuss what should happen, and once a verdict is reached Izumi delivers the news*

Izumi: fine you can join, but I'm still the alpha of the harem

Jax: *goes and comforts her* I'll love you and Izumi equally, besides you have your own traits that I find beautiful

Kyoka: *starts shedding tears of joy and hugs him back* thank you so much, though there is one girl who I'd definitely think you'd like

Jax: who?

Kyoka: my best friend momo, she's very nice

Jax: we'll see about that later, right now we should get ready for school

Izumi: oh fine, I was enjoying the view as well

*the three would get ready and start heading to the school*

Jax: *is taking subtle looks at jirou and Izumi* 'I am the luckiest man alive'

*the three arrive at the school and begin heading for 1-A, with Jax getting different looks from multiple girls*

Jax: *is annoyed that this is his life now*

*the three arrive at 1-A*

Jax: who do they need a door this large for sasquatch *opens the door and immediately regrets it cause he sees two of the biggest bitches ever 'fuck I forgot about these ass clowns'

Ilda: *pauses mid argument with bakugo and sees jax* 'that useless man is here, I'll have to teach him a lesson maybe I'll humiliate him infront of the class or better yet become part of his harem and force him to stay at home being the pathetic man he is'

Katsumi: *sees Izumi and jirou closer to Jax then before* 'no way, deku actually had sex with him!? Dammit now I'm the virgin'

Jax: *goes to an empty seat and silently prays Ilda doesn't sit next to him*

*after about two minutes aizawa comes in*

Aizawa: OK I'm your teacher *pulls out a uniform* inside your desks is a P.E. uniform, put it on and meet me outside for a physical exam

Jax: *opens his and goes to grab it but Ilda grabs it* I'm going to ask you nicely, give me the uniform

Ilda: no you will listen to me, I'm going to be joining your "harem" and you will drop out of this school and bare only my children sense I'm superior to all these other harlots

*this one line would forever cement Ilda as the most hated person in the class*

Jax: your gonna give me my fucking uniform *pops out his claws* or I'm gonna cut you into pieces

Aizawa: *goes up to Jax and gives him a different uniform* the one that was given to you was ment for a woman, this one here was made on short notice and also if you continue with this behavior miss ilda I'll expel you for sexual harassment

Jax: so where's the changing room for me?

Aizawa: there isn't one, yet it's currently being installed still though there is a bathroom for you

Jax: we'll it's better then nothing

*they would all head off to change, and a loud thump would be heard*

Kyoka: *sees mineta walking in with a bloody nose* you tried peaking on him didn't you

Mineta: it was worth it, it's humongous

Izumi: I could have told you that

Ilda: you heathen you slept with my future husband

Kyoka: ya that's never happening, he HATES you

Mina: please spill the details, I'm very interested

Katsumi: wow you actually lost your virginity, I'm genuinely impressed

Izumi: *as she's telling the story she is changing* well Jax is my best friend and well we only started dating yesterday sense I found out about the whole harem shit

Ilda: so you r#ped him!

Izumi: *flips her off and continues her story* well my mom was out on a date and well the two of us where in my room watching TV and eventually one thing lead to another and well we had sex

Mina: I wanted to hear about the sex though *slightly whining*

Izumi: I just met you, get to know me better and you'll either hear the details or experience it yourself

*once the girls are done changing they see Aizawa and Jax talking, though they also see Jax is in a muscle shirt*

Jirou: not that I don't mind the gun show but where's the rest of your uniform?

Jax: it was two sizes small, so they have to order one from America so it can fit me

Aizawa: we'll be doing test so I can see where you have strengths and weaknesses, and Ilda if you try and hinder Mr. Howlett in any way I'll expel you

*things would play out pretty much the same only Izumi wasn't in last place due to Jax helping her train during the week waiting for the results*

Aizawa: mineta your in last place, if it was anyone else I'd expel you but do to how your body is disproportionate to your age you'll get a pass but you'll have to make up for it

*timeskip to lunch*

Jax: *is sitting next to izumi eating some steak when jirou and another girl sit across from them* hey kyoka who's this?

Momo: *nervous* uh hi I'm momo yarourozu, kyoka mentioned me earlier

Izumi: why are you nervous?

Momo: this is the first time I've talked to a guy

Jax: trust me I may not look it but I'm nervous as well sense I have this whole harem shit I got to deal with

*while the four where talking and having fun a few people are watching with jealousy and lust when one girl went up to him and put papers next to him*

Jax: the hell is this?

Shoka: a marriage contract my mother wants you to sign to be married to me exclusively

Jax: ya well tell her that's not happening ever

Shoka: *burns it* I know that's why I'm joining the harem to spite her

Izumi: we'll see about that

*the rest of the day it's normal classes, though one class was uncomfortable for Jax due it being a presentation by midnight on male anatomy with real pics of guys junk, at the end of the day Jax and Izumi are walking home*

Jax: god that was uncomfortable, I hope that she never askes me to do a live viewing cause if she does I might actually punch her

Izumi: ya not to mention her teasing me in class, ugh why did mom have to tell her about 10th grade

Uraraka: hey wait up *runs to catch up with the two*

Jax: uraraka right?

Uraraka: ya that's me, so do you mind if I ask some questions Jax

Jax: as long as they aren't to personal

Uraraka: so your claws when they come out does it hurt?

Jax: no, still feel other stuff but my pain receptors are long dead

Uraraka: oh that must be something

Jax: ya, come on Izumi we have stuff we need to do at your house

Izumi: am I apart of that "stuff" that needs to be done~

*the three get on a train to go home*

Jax: no if I wanted to have sex we'd do it at my place

Izumi: aw shoot, though can we invite kyoka next time we fuck

Jax: lets not talk about this stuff infront of company

Uraraka: *is a blushing mess but slightly enjoying the mental images* no it's fine

Jax: I'd rather take kyoka on a date first before I sleep with her, only reason I fucked you when we started dating is cause we've known each other for a while and we'll honestly we went on pseudo date's  when you were in that dipshit high school

*the two would get off at their stop when someone would make an unexpected return*

Karen: YOU!!!!!! *marches up to Jax* you assaulted and robbed me you pathetic male! But now I'll have revenge, hold him

*suddenly other karens appear and hold him down, which he let to see what she's doing*

Karen: *turns her hands in to a blade and stabs him in the neck, thinking she killed him she removes it* that should teach you

Izumi: you do realize that was the only male with a quirk right, someone who is protected by the government

*suddenly government agents appear and hold all of them, besides Izumi, at gun point*

Jax: *stands up and pops out his claws*

Karen: *she attempts to run off with her lackeys but are grabbed and arrested* you'll hear from my lawyer!

Jax: after the shit you just pulled you ain't getting one

*timeskip to the weekend*

Jax: *putting on some nice clothes and hears a knock on the door and opens it to see jirou in a nice dress* so you ready for our date?

Kyoka: y-ya you look nice

Jax: *puts his arm around her shoulder* and you look absolutely beautiful kyoka

*the two would then go out and have a amazing date*

(*the end, the date will be shown in the next chapter*)