You should know the deal.

[IDC Writing Mode Activated]

"It's nice out today isn't it?" Gary says to Carbink as they walk. "Yes it is." Carbink replies. "[Insert Mushy Love Sentence Here]." Gary says to Carbink. "[Insert Mushy Lovey Dovey Slightly Less Bullshit Reply Here]."
They had sex, The End

Ya happy Carbink? I did it.