How Chill Is Your Sign?

Aries: No chill. Nope. Uh uh, mad.

Taurus: Chill as fu*k unless you try to take their food.

Gemini: Imma let you finish, but no. Imma not let you finish because I have no fu*king chill.

Cancer: Yeah, no.

Leo: Can be chill if you give them a mirror but most likely out hunting out your man.

Virgo: Chill on the outside, but having an existential crisis inside.

Libra: The limit does not exist for their chill. They are fu*king chillest.

Scorpio: They had chill once, but decided to eat it.

Sagittarius: Absolutely no chill. They are fu*cking restless.

Capricorn: Pretty chill until they diabolically take over the whole world.

Aquarius: They are quite chill. They even live with penguins.

Pisces: Chill but mostly due to reason that they are not paying attention to anything. But not really chill because they're daydreaming about ripping your limbs off.