🍄 Random person: Are you a boy or a girl?

Aries: fuck as if I know

Taurus: I am groot

Gemini: what are my other options?

Cancer: I'm a train wrecks and train wrecks don't have genders, they only have pain

Leo: Go ask a magic ball, you'll get an easier answer

Virgo: The gender binary is a lie and I'm too busy to saving $15 or more on my car insurance to talk about it

Libra: I'm fine, how are you?

Scorpio: *doesn't answer, pretends they never asked*

Sagittarius: I'm a raccoon, living in your attic

Capricorn: Are you Professor Oak?

Aquarius: bitch, I might be both

Pisces: no, no, no, no......no.

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