Aries: My best friend!

Taurus: NOOOO

Gemini: My bitch

Cancer: Eh....

Leo: *gives standing ovation*

Virgo: *walks away*

Libra: Well, hello there

Scorpio: *glances into space*

Sagittarius: YASS

Capricorn: Bye

Aquarius: My bitch

Pisces: Nope

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