Capricorn & Taurus:
Capricorn: It's unhealthy to eat after 7 pm
Taurus: *eating a cake at 3 AM* Well, unfortunately, time is an illusion
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Pisces & Leo:
Pisces: You're probably one of those beautiful people who doesn't even know it
Leo: No, I know it
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Taurus & Sagittarius:
Taurus: So, what it's like dating Capricorn...?
Sagittarius: Once I asked him for water when he was pissed at me, then he brought me a glass of ice and said "wait"
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Sagittarius & Leo:
Sagittarius: *sneezes*
Leo: ...
Sagittarius: Aren't you gonna say bless you?
Leo: I'm sitting here with you, you've clearly already been blessed
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Capricorn & Scorpio:
Capricorn: Success is the best revenge
Scorpio: Bullshit. Revenge is the best revenge
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Cancer on the phone:
Cancer: Everyone shut up *answers the phone* Hey dad—
Libra: HIIIIIIIII
Scorpio: Come back to the bed!!
Aries: *various sex noises*
Taurus: Tell him I said "hi"
Aquarius: Ay! Pass the weed!!
Gemini: *blasting out curse words*
Virgo: PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!
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