Pizza Joke:

Aries: Did you hear the pizza joke?

Capricorn: Bruh, this is too old

Aries: ... nevermind, it's eXpIrEd—

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Love:

Cancer: What do you think about love?

Virgo: Look at the stars in the sky

Cancer: Aww, it's infinity!!

Virgo: Nah, it's just a waste of time

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Texting:

Leo: Die, bish!!

Ungrateful human: ...

Leo: Lol sorry, my cat stepped on my keyboard

Ungrateful human: Oh lol, it's okay XD

Leo: Wanna hear a secret?

Ungrateful human: Sure

Leo : I don't have a cat :D

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Killing time:

Aries: I'm gonna be a terrorist and kill 1000 people and a monkey

Libra: Why do you want to kill a monkey?

Aries: See!! No one cares about 1000 people

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Lost Phone:

Pisces: *texting Aquarius* Why aren't u answering??

Aquarius: *texts back* Sorry, I dropped my phone and lost it. I'll text you when I'll find it

Pisces: Okay...did you find it yet?

Aquarius: No

Pisces: Fine, let me know when you do

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