Aries: My sister bet me a 100 dollars, I couldn't built a car of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove a pasta! XD

Taurus: What kind of bagel can fly? A plain bagel XD

Gemini: Where do animals go when their tails fall off? The retail shop XD

Cancer: Why can't you hear the ptérodactyle going to the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent XD

Leo: How does a train eat? It goes chew chew XD

Virgo: What's Forest Grump's Password? 1Forest1 XD

Libra: What do you call a cow without legs? A ground beef XD

Scorpio: What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don't know but the flag is a big plus XD

Sagittarius: What does Batman gets in his drink? Just ice XD

Capricorn: What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison XD

Aquarius: What is brown and sticky? A stick XD

Pisces: Where did Nepoleon hide his armies? In his Sleevies XD

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