Aries: YOU WANNA FUCKIN' GO??!?!?!?!

Taurus: *shock*

Gemini: Are you joking rn????

Cancer: *angry crying while punching them back*

Leo: // RAGE //

Virgo: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

Libra: *legitimately beats the shit out of them*

Scorpio: punches the person back...but harder

Sagittarius: lol, no one punches Sagittarius

Capricorn: Karate chops the person half

Aquarius: Goes all ninja on that person and beats them up

Pisces: plot that person's death

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