Aries: *makes Mac- and- cheese* *burns it*

Taurus: can't stop swearing in front of kids

Gemini: will not let their kids quit sports bcuz they are "part of the team"

Cancer: the parent everyone loves, always has kid's friends around

Leo: "honey! Where are my keys? I forgot the kids at the mall!!"

Virgo: the parent that physically forces their kids to do homework

Libra: "Jane, stop fucking around and leave me alone, I'm tired"

Scorpio: the parent who buys the best food, rents the best movies and gives their kids money

Sagittarius: goes to yoga everyday. Annoys their kids with facts and quotes

Capricorn: *kids gets a B in their test* "lol loser! I could have done so much better! Suck it!"

Aquarius: Has a house with a pool but never uses it

Pisces: "you can smoke....you can drink...you can have sex..." "And oh! Be safe!"

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