Aries: do you think that guy's hot?

Taurus: hotter than these nachos

Gemini: I FOUND HIS FACEBOOK AND HIS NEICES'S BOYFRIEND'S SISTER'S FACEBOOK

Cancer: why can't you all be normal for just once? THIS IS THE ONLY TIME WE EVER GET INVITED TO A PARTY!

Leo: k I'm going home with this guy. Don't wait up, byee

Virgo: *trying to breakdance but falling and embrassing the whole squad*

Libra: NO! YOU'RE DOING IT WRONGGGGGGGG *lays on the floor and spins*

Scorpio: I fucked 99% of these people

Sagittarius: WHY EVERYTHING IS SPINNING???????? *Passes out and most likely dead

Capricorn: eh, it's future squad's problem now

Aquarius: someone might have spiked their drink *pulls out axe* I'LL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU

Pisces: *high af and Flirting with everything that has a heartbeat*

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