Pastor: in the name of the father...

Gemini: *whispering* father, son holy Ghost, head, shoulder, knees, and toes, turn up your nose, strike that pose, ayyy! Macerana!

Taurus: *laughs* AHHHMENN! *A bit too loud*

Pisces: SHHH! You're gonna get us kicked out!

Aries: here's the collection *hits Pisces on the face with a bucket*

Pisces: Aries, you idiot!

Libra: You could say Aries is a "basket case"

Everyone: *groans*

Pastor: Turn to page 394 and sing how great is our God

Capricorn: *snaps impression* turn to page 394....

Cancer: *Snickers* HoW gReAt Is OuR gOd!!

Scorpio: oh my god, you suck, it's more like HoWW GrEAtttt Issss OuRRR gODDD!!!

Virgo: if you don't shut up, I'll shove this bible up your—

Leo: HEY IT'S TIME FOR COMMUNION *whispers forcefully*

Pastor: In the name of the father, the son and the holy spirit

Leo: AW this bread sucks!!

Sagittarius: THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S THE BODY OF CHIRST AND WE'RE CANNIBALS!!

Pastor: Okay, you know, I have had enough of this *drags them all out by the ears*

Aquarius: how rude! Doesn't he know not to yell in a church?

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