Oh hi I haven't updated this in 64829 years

Third person POV

     Today was a special day, a day to celebrate someone.

     It was Nev's birthday!

     She turned 14. Even though Thanos is 48293878284828 years old, it is not illegal at all in this book.

     Today Thanos was planning on proposing to Nev, he was very nervous and when he gets nervous he is extra thiqq. It is quite amazing.

     On the other hand, Nev was depressed. Thanos was acting like he didn't remember her birthday, so it is quite depressing when your soulmate forgets the day you were born.

     Currently it is 12:04 p.m., Thanos is at the mall to get the onion ring- I mean very expensive diamond ring that will hopefully soon go on Nev's big toe- I mean finger.

     Since Thanos is so sexy and appreciated, every mall that is in the world has a special door Thanos can go through because he is so thiqqcc.

     He enters the ring store, more specifically Muffin's Totally Amazing Expensive Because She Is Poor Ring Shop, and waits in line for his turn.

     "Hello Thanos! Picking up your order?" Muffin says, coloring in her Dora The Explorer coloring book. "I am, today is Nev's birthday... and the day I propose" Thanos says the last part nervously, everyone in the store can see this because he is becoming thiccwqer than usual, and he is pretty thiq.

     "Ooooooooh yeah! Big boi getting the ostrich!!" Muffin cheers, she tells one of her slaves- I mean workers to go get Thanos his ring and bring it to the sexy beast himself.

     Once the slav- worker came back with the (onion) ring, Thanos payed and left. "Good luck Thanny!!" Muffin yelled as Thanos walked out the door, Thanos saluted back.

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     Nev was at work, trying to figure out how the hotdog goes through the donut. Even though it's her birthday, her boss, Amber, is giving her a hard assignment that is due in 69 minutes!! :0

     Her co-workers and others were wishing her a holy birthday. Her co-workers are Christians.

     Aba, Amber's assistant/personal slave/right hand man, walked to Nev's cubical and handed her more donuts and hotdogs. "Boss orders, also happy birthday, I noticed you didn't get anything yet?" Aba was told give Nev more hotdogs and donuts, but she also brung a small gift for Nev.

     "Nah, but it's fine I guess. I mean Thanks didn't even remember, it's fine though, today is the day I'm one year closer to death" Nev sighed, she felt like no one cared.

     Amber slide the small present on Nev's desk and walked away. Nev took the wrapped object and opened it.

It was what she always wanted!!! It was her very own (and first) dildo1!!!!

She squealed with excitement. To her, this was a raise. To others, it's a sign that whoever gave you a dildo wants to fuck you. Weird world, I know.

I won't get into what it looks like- well it's like Thanos's ding-a-ling but... not his. Yeah.

She quickly put it in her backpack and started to get to work again, though it was hard because she couldn't get her mind off of her amazing present.

So, what did we learn? Nev likes ding-a-lings.

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Thanos spent all day preparing the outside picnic for Nev, it was quite beautiful.

Nev is going to cry happy tears when she sees this awesomeness.

It was 3 a.m., and Nev got home from work after a ten hour day, damn her hours were so short it was wild!

In 3 hours she had to go back, Amber assigned her another assignment due in 420 hours, but much much harder.

She put her suitcase down, just like in all the 1960's movies and called out "Honey!! I'm home!!" *cue the scripted laughter*

Thanos walked down the stairs and kisses Nev on the lips, what a nice welcome home gift.

Thanos led Nev outside without saying anything and stopped. "Thanos what are you doing? I have to get ready for work" Thanos shushed her with another kiss.

"Did you really think I'd forget your birthday, love? Helllllll no. I may have forgot how sexy I was for a while but I never forgot my loves birthday!" Thanks grabbed Nev's hands and guided her to the picnic.

She was speechless.

"Thanos! Oh my god! You didn't have to do this for me!" She hugged him super tight!

They sat down and talked and ate and made out and all that jazz, it was quite nice.

It was almost time for Nev to get ready for work again, but Thanos stopped her. He looked her in the eyes as he got nervous, and thiqqccer. Nev new something was going to happen.

Thanos slowly bent down on one knee, Nev was crying.

"God, I thought that this day would never come this quickly," Thanos laughed "but here it is"

"Neeve Pickelman TunaFish, would you make me the happiest and even more sexiest man alive and marry me?" Nev stood there for a second staring at Thanos, he was a thicccccc as can be because he was super nervous she's say no until- "Yes, yes I will marry you!"

Thanos slid the onion ring on Nev's finger and kissed her, they both laughed and cried, super happy that they are going to live the rest of their lives super happy.

Little did they know, the whole OG lovelies gang, Muffin, Aba, Alyssa, Canada, Amber, Waffle, Satan, Emily, Ash, Eliza, Pippa, Kylo, and Air all took a video of the whole thing, they were giggling like 9 year olds. They were gonna play it during the wedding.

A/N

Lmao this is so beautiful.

Happy birthday, Nev! You have now became a big boi. You are one of my very best friends and I'm happy I met you. You are funny, smart, creative, and so much more and we are all so thankful for having you in our lives. Don't let anyone bring you down. Also, your spelling bees are spot on. Happy birthday!!