Shu: *out cold beside Lui in bed* *Wakes up* F*CK I'VE BEEN WASHING DISHES IN MY SLEEP AGAIN!!

Shu: WE'RE F*CKING LATE FOR SCHOOL!!

Shu: SILAS GO GRAB CUZA!

Silas: *Grabs cuza's waist*

Shu: NO NOT LIKE THAT!

Shu: NO THERE'S NO TIME FOR CEREAL! *Takes Valt's bowl* Here have a granola bar!

Shu: ACK THERE'S NO TIME FOR GRANOLA BARS!

Shu: F*CK IT! WE'LL JUST HAVE TO MOVE BREAKFAST TO LUNCH AND MOVE LUNCH AND DINNER!

Shu: Everyone grab a coffee cuz dinner is happening at 3 in the morning!

Shu: *Kicks down Free's door* GET UP U LAZY SON OF A BI*CH!

Shu: No u can't have milk on taco tuesday, because it's not mexican! *Throws Shasa's glass*

Shu: No, I don't have a favorite friend, but i do have a least favorite, and it's the youngest *Looks at Valt*

Shu: *At Free and Silas's battle* COME ON, MAKE ME WANNA BE UR FRIEND!

Free: *Throws something at Shu*

Shu: I'M TELLING VALT ABOUT UR WET DREAMS!

*Everyone chillin*

Shu: ..Which one of u kids came in my casserole??

Lui: Shu help! BC sol caught me when i was asleep, then they put me in a shark costume and put me in the pool!

Shu: *Talking to someone* You think you have it bad? My friends are at that age where their starting to have sex, WITH EACH OTHER!

Shu: SON OF A B*TCH U OPEN THIS GATE RIGHT NOW OR IM COUNTING TO 3! 1...4..Ur lucky i dropped outa high school!

Shu: THAT'S IT! U JUST LOST TOILET PAPER PRIVILEGES! Have fun getting creative! *Throws Cuza out of the bathroom*

Shu: I'M GONNA START COOKING IN T-MINUS 10 SECONDS! I NEED THIS KITCHEN EVACUATED NOW!! 

Shu: NO U JUST LOST SEAT BELT PRIVLEGES MOTHERF*CKER! *Rips out sasha's seat belt*

Shu: Free, I need u to stop going through puberty

Free: Wha-

Valt: I just need a shoulder to cry on-

Shu: Connected to a d*ck i can sit on~

Shu: *Gets hit by something Free threw, again* 

Shu: ACK U THROW GAYER THAN LUI! AND HE'S SO GAY HE F*CKED ME! 

Shu: *Taking Everyone on a road trip* *Someone honks at him*

Shu: HONK AT ME ONE MORE TIME, I WILL GROW A D*CK, AND F*CK YOU!

Silas: *Le wheeze*  😂😂