Free: *Minding his own business* *Hears a knock on the door*

Free: Hm? *opens it*

Random lady: Hello! Are You Free tonight?

Free: ....Is this lady dumb?   

Free: I'm Free everyday...

RL: EEee!! Sorry...I'm just happy!

Free: ....Why would I change my name??

RL: I-.....That's not what i meant... Do u want to go on a date with me?

Free: Oh....One sec...

RL: Oki!

Free: *Closes the door* 

Free: HEY CHRIS?? SOME GIRL IS TRYING TO ASK ME OUT.....WHAT SHOULD I DO???

Chris: *Shouts back* DO U WANT TO GO??

Free: NO

Chris: THEN POLITELY DECLINE!! 

Free: OK

Free: *Opens the door again* 

RL: *Sill there, waiting happily*

Free: *Smiles*

RL: *Really excited*

Free: *Smile drops* ....F*ck no......F*ck off! *Slams door*  

Chris: ...I SAID POLITELY FREE!!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU???

Free: *mutters* She was ugly anyway....

Chris: FREE!!