Lui: *Calls gabe*

Gabe: ....Yes Lui?

Lui: U-uhhhh Hey gabe....

Gabe: ....Are u alright?

Lui: W-would u be mad at me if i told u....I got arrested?

Gabe: WHAT???

Lui: Ahaha..haha..ha?

Gabe: WHY THE HELL DID U GET ARRESTED???!!!!

Lui: Look, IT WASN'T MY FAULT!! THE GIRL JUST HAPPENED TO WALK DIRECTLY INTO THE KNIFE I WAS LOOKING AT!!

Gabe: YOU KILLED SOMEONE?!?

Lui: NO! SHE KILLED HERSELF!! IT'S NOT MY FAULT SHE WAS STUPID!!

Gabe: .....

Lui: .......Oops...

Gabe: ......How long is ur sentence?

Lui: ....A year-

*Gabe hangs up*

Lui:

F*CK!