My little skskskskskskskskskskskskskskskskskskit of me and the Dolan twins......

Ethan: Yo! Dude! *hits Grayson's shoulder*
Gray: dude? What?
Ethan: that chic is staring at you!
Gray: *looks around* where doe???
Ethan: there! *points to me*
Me: *stares*
Gray: holy-
Me: *jumps out and covers his mouth* Don't speak my precious bean! This is a Christian Minecraft Server!!!
Gray: *trembling*
Ethan: dude! Back of my bro!
Me: *gives Ethan a death glare*
Ethan: *dies*
Gray: *cries*
Me: cry baby cry baby stick your face in poo  baby! Just kidding! Kiss me!!!
Gray: *bites hand* no!
ME: *attack*

Bystander: holy crap!!! This just in,