Puns, quotes, and other random stuff I can't get out of my head :D
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You were my brother Anakin. I loved you.
Roses are red,
Cacti are prickly,
Mortis Gods that escalated quickly
If you are dating a girl who doesn't like Star Wars puns,
you're looking for love in Alderaan places.
Ahsoka is more of a Skywalker than Rey will ever be.
Ezra: I fought the Seventh Sister
Kanan: I fought Maul
Obi-Wan: I fought Vader
Yoda: Fought Sidious I have
Ahsoka: PFFFTT- I FOUGHT 'EM ALL IN THE SAME DAY
Ahsoka vs Rey:
Ahsoka:
Fought Grievous multiple times
Fought Ventress multiple times
Survived the Blue Shadow Virus
Blew up a droid factory
Fought Aura Sing multiple times
Turned to the Dark side
Died
Came back to life with the life essence of a god
Turned back to the Light side
Escaped the unescapable prison
Was hunted by Trandosians
Got shot at by a droid gunship
Escaped and evaded Coruscant
Fought Tarkin in court
Left the Jedi Order
Fought in the Siege of Mandalore
Fought Maul multiple times
Survived Order 66
Evaded the Empire's detection for years
Killed an Inquisitor without lightsabers (twice)
Became a Grey Jedi
Led an attack against Imperial forces on Raada
Rescued her girlfriend from the Empire without getting caught
Joined the Rebellion
Beat up some more Inquisitors
Fought Darth Vader and landed a blow using the power of The High Ground™️
Died
Came back to life
Fought Palatine
Took on a Padawan who was not Force sensitive
Deflected blaster shots from her ship while in space (Literally walked in the sky)
Fought Baylan Skoll
Died
Came back to life
Went to another galaxy
Defeated Morgan Elsbeth
Taught her Padawan to use the Force successfully
Fought an army of undead stormtroopers commanded by Thrawn
Was stranded on an unknown galaxy
Lived longer than her master's grandson
Survived all 3 trilogies and multiple novels and series
Holds the record for most times unconscious (19)
Current status: Alive
Location: Unknown
Rey:
Defeated an emotionally unstable, injured knockoff Sith
Lifted some rocks
Was used as a host body for all the Jedi to come in and murder the clone of Palpatine
Current status: Alive
Location: Tatooine (Proof that she isn't a Skywalker)
1,2,3,4 I declare a Clone War!
5,6,7,8 The senate will decide your fate.
9,10, Its treason then.
I saw this yesterday and my heartttt.. 🥹
Rest in Peace, Carrie Fisher, you will be remembered
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