On this next episode of haters gone wild (LOL) I'm kidding. Just here to warn that this rant has some profanity. I just woke up and I'm in such a great mood.Wrote this whole rant while in bed. Please read at your own risk.

TO ALL ANON HATERS:

Pull that fvcking stick out of your ass!

Since we're on day 5 of Government 'shit' down (I like referring it that way) I have all the time in the world to write a rant.

So yay me! (Claps hands)

Ok, so for the past few weeks, Noelle and I had a couple of anons (not sure how many of them, maybe it's only one person who knows) ask so many personal questions and is creating a rift between us and all of Noelle's friends. It's really funny because every time I see those ridiculous questions/comments on Noelle's ask, I can't help but laugh my ass off. Sure, I was pissed at first but I sat back and thought, hey - I'm not doing anything wrong so why the fuck would I care, right? Comments like I'm a copying Noelle, I'm being disrespectful to my husband because I go crazy over fvcking fictional characters, I have to respect my husband a little more, Noelle and I are so close it's UNHEALTHY??

Noelle replied with a sarcastic one and that anon was somewhat offended. blah blah blah. It's amazing what people do behind their computers. And it's so funny because we're not even that popular on Wattpad. One also said (probably the same person) that Noelle and her friends are MEAN.

Like, seriously?

Tell us something we don't already know. Took you long enough to figure that out. If we were so fvcking mean, why bother reading our replies on ask? Why bother reading our comments on all of our stories? Why read other people's convos? Solution to that is to just stop. Do yourself a favor and shoo yourself somewhere else. Stop lingering in front of your computer doing nothing. Be productive. STOP being a pest and using God's name in vain or I swear I'll swat you and throw you in the depths of Tartarus (I would always say this when I want to get rid of a person) and let you rot there for all eternity.

Mwahahahahahahahaahaa

And please, for the love of meatballs, if a person wants to remain anonymous on Wattpad, stop bombarding his/her personal questions. Noelle is right. If her real friends offline didn't care too much to find out her Wattpad account, why should YOU even care in the first place? I know it eats you alive if you wanted to know so much about a certain person, trust me, I've done it myself. But I did it with respect and that's how my online friends gave it to me. Sure, I've done a little begging, but at least I was respectful, loving, caring, sincere and patient.

Maybe you should be like that, too.

Wattpad is a lot like Hollywood, I swear.

So exciting.

Best way to get rid of anon haters:

1. Block 

2. Report

If problem persists, repeat steps 1 and 2. Now, if you hate anon so much and just want to end it, then by all means enable your anon commenting.

Simple. ;)

And to end this wonderful rant of the day, I give you Mr. Hooters (to the right). My response to ridiculous questions will always be:

"I don't give a fvcking hoot."

Xoxo Katie