This Is Just Not My Day

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Hiro (POV)
The girls tries to get up on her own but due to the shackles and her being weak, she can't.
Klein- Easy there. The way out is kinda far doll face. You're gonna be ok to make it on your own?
Girl- I could but I'm afraid I cannot leave the castle just yet. For you see, I first must retrieve my people's treasure which King Thrym stole. If you would fairy swordsman please let me accompany you to Thrym's room.
Asuna- This is beyond fishy don't you think?
Kirito- Uh huh.
Klein- Heyyyyy Uh Kirito.......please?
Calixta- I wouldn't do it Kirito.
Kirito- (sigh) Oh all right Klein. I can't stand seeing you beg. Since we only got a little further to go before the end, and seeing as though we don't know for sure it's a trap, I don't care. Do whatever.
Klein- Yessss!!! You hear that miss? You're coming with us gorgeous. We'll help you beat the jerk Thrym. We're in the same boat now so let's get wet together.
Hiro- (sarcastic tone) That's that sexual at all.
Klein- You shut your mouth. Now come on beautiful.
Girl- Oh thank you fairy swordsman.
She hugs Klein and her huge melons press up against Klein.
Hiro- Annndddd now Klein is rock hard. Pause.
Indigo: Pause indeed.
Kirito- Yui, delete Klein's Hiro's last comments from your memory.
Kirito added her to the party and I can see that her name is Freyja.
Kirito- All right. With the way this dungeon is set up, the boss room should be right down those stairs. Remember, he's the last boss so he's gonna be way stronger than the others. When you hit him, hit fast and hit hard. Until we can figure out his attack patterns, we'll be on the defensive so no one moves on him until I say. One last thing. If you his gauge drop down to hello or red, his attack patterns are going to change big time so watch out. This is it guys. Get in there and get it all you got!
Everyone- Right!
They all take off down the the hall and down the stairs leaving me still on the floor and still partially unable to move.
Hiro- These people really left me. It's like I wasn't even here. Oh they ain't shit for this.
I lay there for a couple more seconds waiting to see if anyone was gonna come back up those stairs for me.
Hiro- They ain't coming back for me. That's ok. I didn't need their help anyway. I get down these steps myself.
I use my arms to drag myself across the floor until I make it to the stairs.
Hiro- Okay. Just remember slow and steady wins the race.
I drag myself down the first step and then gravity takes over and I go tumbling down all the stairs and end up at the group's feet.
Klein- Oh shit we completely forget about Hiro. Are you okay man?
I lift up my head and give everyone an angry glare and flip everyone off.
Calixta- Oh fuck me? Just name the time and place or we could-
Hiro- You shut your mouth or else I'm legit going to have my pride and joy ripped off mercilessly from my body.
Freyja does a spell and it fully replenishes our HP and stamina. Kirito tried to help me up but I swat his hand away and get up on my own to feet albeit a bit weakly.
Hiro- Let's just get this over with so that I can go home and rest my junk.
I kick the door open and gingerly walk inside the final boss room.
Indigo: That's the end of this one. Sorry that this is short. Hopefully you guys enjoyed still enjoyed it. Also RIP Juice WRLD. He was a bright upcoming star taken from us too soon. My prayers go out to his family and friends in this time of sorrow. Later indigo fam. Peace.

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