Moon: WhErE's KinKaJoU? *gets call*

Killer: *talks from phone* WhO iS dIs?

Moon: ThIs Is MoOnWaTcHeR, hOw CaN i HeLp YoU?

Killer: We HaVe YoUr LiTtLe SeAwInG.

Moon: ........yOu HaVe TuRtLe?

Killer:

Killer: ShE wOn'T eAt FiSh, So NoW wE aRe ThInKiNG sHe'S a RaInWiNg.

Moon: *hears fighting in the backround* 

Moon: Oh No! YoU hAvE kInKaJoU!

Moon: *is about to hang up* gOd BlEsS yOu!

Moon: *hangs up*

Narrator: *I'm thinking this is starting to be more of a "This Is What Happens If You Make Da WoF Characters Have Funny Situations".

Moon: *nods head* I tHiNk DaT's RiGhT.