PEB: hello, and welcome to this totally random show.
Jinx: not all that random!
PEB: shut up, Jinx. It is random.
Mystery, Killer, and Silver: Oooh!
Griff: *flies in randomly* HOI GUYS
Temmie: HOIII AND WELCOME TO DA TEM SHOP!!! PLS GIVES ME THE MONS AND I CAN GO TO COLLEG!!!
Sans: *awkward silence*
Trump: *explodes* NOBODY GETS THE MONEY AND COLLEGE EXCEPT ME HA HA HAAAA
PEB: uh, that's great Trump. But I'm the president.
Trump: DIEEEE
PEB: *throws exotic butters* bye bye. Anywho! Here is the first question. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Papyrus: oh, I'm good at this! It's-
Griff- 700 POUNDS!!!
Papyrus- I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT!
PEB: aaand that wraps up our show today. SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON!

Everyone: THE RANDOM SHOWWWW!