Been a long time? Yes. But that was because
I GOT LOST.

The next step is that no matter how lost you are, you can NEVER ask for directions. That gives the person who gives you directions power over you, and that is NOT okay. NO ONE should have power over you, NO ONE.

Like me. I got lost twice in the Shire and I didn't ask for directions. They say not all who wander are lost, but they also say not all that glitters is gold, and come on.

So yeah. Never ask for directions. I tried to tell that to the ring wraiths, but they still asked for directions! Can you believe the nerve they had to disobey ME???

THORIN THE MOST MAJESTIC BEING EVER?????

THE NERVE OF SOME PEOPLE!

(A/N: Honestly idk what this is anymore. I'm just bored out of my mind because of the quarantine for coronavirus so I figured I better do something)