TW: Swearing

Connor
yo

Vega
hi...
how the hell did you find me

Connor
Holly is following you

Vega
so you stalked her profile to follow me

Connor
What? No!
That makes it sound creepy

Vega
I dont think you can say it in a way that doesnt sound creepy

Connor
...

Vega
dw its fine

Connor
Okay cool
U want these back?

Helloooo

Vega:
dude-
put a shirt on

Connor:
It's summer!

Vega:
its Ellis.

Connor:
Suuuure
You probably just live in a freezer

Vega:
you prolly just live in a sauna

Connor:
Tushy

Vega:
... i think u mean touché

Connor:
Huh?
Is that French?

Vega:
omg ur hopeless-
no its english.

Connor:
That's weird café is the only English word I know with the line accent thingy

Vega:
you cant be serious

Connor:
What do you mean?

Vega:
touché is FRENCH. 
café
is
FRENCH.

Connor:
You sure??

Vega:
yes
i have never been more sure

Connor:
Whatever you say hon,

Vega:
woah buddy remember u have a gf

Connor:
Shut up
Oh I'm keeping these btw

Vega:
thats kinda stealing

Connor:
No, it makes me look hot

Vega:
hate to break it to you but that's still stealing
you can keep em tho its for a good cause

Connor:
Thank you!

Vega:
you looking sexy isnt a good cause
i meant by keeping your hair outta ur face

Connor:
Okay
D:
Does this mean I don't look hot

Vega:
no the hair clips are super sexy
really brings out the seven year old girl in you
go to sleep
its 11

Connor:
You go to bed
TUSHY

Vega:
i said it first

Connor:
I said tushy

Vega:
not the right word so it doesnt count

Connor:
Who made you the president of French words

Vega:
i did
dont you dare say it

Connor:
I still don't get how you're cold

Vega:
its freezing whatre u on??

Connor:
I dunno mum probably architect'd the house to be warm

Vega:
okay now ur just plain making words up
ur gonna fail the english test tomorrow

Connor:
SHIT
English test tomorrow

Vega:
Yeahhh

Connor:
Fuck
gn

Vega:
byee

Super mini chapter for you bc their flirting is adorable and I like writing text convos. Hopefully I figure out what to do for chapter 5 soon.

Also I know the lighting in the picture is terrible :cri:

K byee

Published November 29, 2022